Short sentences of HIGH significance...

Some_Mook

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

Wambli Ska

I forgot, Apocalypse Now.

zorba

We need a new vehicle...

Jeff in TX

We need a bigger boat!

Bigslug

knitepoet said:

I'm surprised no one has used this one yet.

I bought a new gun

The thread is titled "Short sentences of HIGH significance"

For most of us, that statement should be accompanied with "Must be Tuesday"

RugerFan

Unless it is followed by a female voice saying “ You did WHAT?!?!?!?

Spk

To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.

A free people ought not only to be armed but disciplined;

Bigslug

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - Union General John Sedgewick, KIA by Confederate sniper fire.

Varmintmist

I'm downsizing

Wambli Ska

knitepoet said:

I'm surprised no one has used this one yet.

I bought a new gun

Why?  In my house it’s like telling my wife “I’m still breathing.”

Wambli Ska

knitepoet said:

Wambli Ska said:
Why?  In my house it’s like telling my wife “I’m still breathing.”

Already covered that, try and keep up      

RugerFan said:

Unless it is followed by a female voice saying “ You did WHAT?!?!?!?

Sorry I’ve never heard those words out of my wife’s mouth.  My bosses on the other hand… 😁

Bigslug

I WANNA ROCK! - Twisted Sister

Wambli Ska

knitepoet said:

You didn't say they had to be highly significant to YOU

Oh yeah, there is that… 🤫

Spk

Everyone wants your happiness, don't let them take it.

😉

earlyagain

GET THE NET!

Some_Mook

For Better or For Worse

Some_Mook

In Sickness or in Health

Some_Mook

Until Death us do Part

earlyagain

Did you leave the freezer door open?

CHIRO1989

Fish On!

earlyagain

Thank God it's Friday?
:-) 

Varmintmist

Your sisters hot.

Bigslug

Fix bayonets.

dld

I am not a crook

Justsomedude

"We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin."--- just some moron