Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year
JAY
You better!!! BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party! I even have permission from my wife!!!
Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year
JAY
You better!!! BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers,
I was in the pharmacy last week and an older gentleman was asking the pharmacist some questions about the Viagra prescription he was having filled for the first time. Then the guy asked if the drugstore carried ear plugs and nose plugs, and where he could find the condoms. The pharmacist told him what aisle the items would be in, but looked at little puzzled at the request.
The old guy took his prescription and said "This is gonna be great! I haven't had sex in over twenty years but I still remember that two things I couldn't stand about having sex were the sound of women screaming and the smell of rubber burning"
"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine
"I know my place in the world and it ain’t standing next to Jerry Miculek" - Zee
Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year
JAY
You better!!! BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party! I even have permission from my wife!!!
Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,
No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.
JAY
THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year
JAY
You better!!! BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party! I even have permission from my wife!!!
Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,
No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.
Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year
JAY
You better!!! BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party! I even have permission from my wife!!!
Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,
No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.
JAY
I used to ask patients that smoked if they smoked unfiltered cigarettes, the response was invariably "why, do you know where I could buy some"
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
CHIRO, The first cigs i smoked were Wings in 57, i was 20, than Pall Mall reds, Philip Morris, Luckies, unfiltered tasted better as i recall.
JAY
My Gpa smoked Camel straights, I liked them, but I felt like I was getting ripped off they were so short, I tried one of my kids Marlboro reds last deer season, nasty.
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
Winston was my first because that’s what my dad smoked, then Parliaments when I moved to the mainland. That covered the short period between 18-23. I quit because my first wife hated cigarettes and they were never that important to me. More of a cultural thing than anything else. All the adults I knew, except my mom, smoked.
When I started the second time I was 36 and I smoked Marlboro Lights because that’s what my second wife smoked. Her and I quit for the final time at when I was 42. Haven’t touched one since 12/31/1999.
Guys, don’t be fooled. Jay is actually a vampire and he’s gonna outlive us all!!!
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I knew it!
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Great day to you!
JAY
The old guy took his prescription and said "This is gonna be great! I haven't had sex in over twenty years but I still remember that two things I couldn't stand about having sex were the sound of women screaming and the smell of rubber burning"
No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.
JAY
JAY
Reuters, Dec 2020.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain