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jaywaptijaywapti Senior MemberPosts: 5,038 Senior Member
84, At about 11:00 PM tonite,  thats how many times i will have orbited the sun.
THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 8,514 Senior Member
    HFB!! Keep the rotations going!!
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 14,288 Senior Member
    Happy birthday hey, hope you can make a day of something fun out of it.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 18,141 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday!
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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    Already wished you a HB on FaceBook but that number deserves a double.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,146 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday
  • sakodudesakodude Senior Member Posts: 4,571 Senior Member
    happy Birthday!!
  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 2,030 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have many more!

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  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 12,188 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday Jay
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  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member
    I think it's time to celebrate.
    Happy Birthday 🎂
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  • JustsomedudeJustsomedude Posts: 1,319 Senior Member
    Happy birthday! Did you ever think that you'd make it this long? Most folks say it flies by.
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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 7,928 Senior Member
    Wow!
    Great day to you!
  • rberglofrberglof Senior Member Posts: 2,930 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,038 Senior Member
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    You better!!!   BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party!  I even have permission from my wife!!! 
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • Some_MookSome_Mook Posts: 603 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    You better!!!   BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, 
    I was in the pharmacy last week and an older gentleman was asking the pharmacist some questions about the Viagra prescription he was having filled for the first time.  Then the guy asked if the drugstore carried ear plugs and nose plugs, and where he could find the condoms.  The pharmacist told him what aisle the items would be in, but looked at little puzzled at the request.

    The old guy took his prescription and said "This is gonna be great!  I haven't had sex in over twenty years but I still remember that two things I couldn't stand about having sex were the sound of women screaming and the smell of rubber burning"
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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,038 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    You better!!!   BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party!  I even have permission from my wife!!! 
    Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,

    No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    jaywapti said:
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    You better!!!   BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party!  I even have permission from my wife!!! 
    Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,

    No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.

    JAY
    Yes sir!!!
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 14,288 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    jaywapti said:
    Thanks all, still hanging in there, maybe we'll do it again next year

    JAY
    You better!!!   BTW if I ever make it to 85 I’m treating myself to two hookers, a box of Cuban Cohiba Robustos, and a bottle of 30 year old scotch for my birthday private party!  I even have permission from my wife!!! 
    Enzo, If i'm still around I'll gladly join you, you can have your cigars and Scotch, I'll have something mild like a Montecristo Nr.4 and a bottle of Matusalem Gran Reserva, and maybe a pack of original Pall Mall Reds,

    No mater what happens Here's to better days and wild nights.

    JAY
    I used to ask patients that smoked if they smoked unfiltered cigarettes, the response was invariably "why, do you know where I could buy some" :D
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,038 Senior Member
    edited October 2021 #21
    CHIRO, The first cigs i smoked were Wings in 57, i was 20, than Pall Mall reds, Philip Morris, Luckies, unfiltered tasted better as i recall.

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 14,288 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    CHIRO, The first cigs i smoked were Wings in 57, i was 20, than Pall Mall reds, Philip Morris, Luckies, unfiltered tasted better as i recall.

    JAY
    My Gpa smoked Camel straights, I liked them, but I felt like I was getting ripped off they were so short, I tried one of my kids Marlboro reds last deer season, nasty.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    Winston was my first because that’s what my dad smoked, then Parliaments when I moved to the mainland.  That covered the short period between 18-23.  I quit because my first wife hated cigarettes and they were never that important to me.  More of a cultural thing than anything else.  All the adults I knew, except my mom, smoked.  

    When I started the second time I was 36 and I smoked Marlboro Lights because that’s what my second wife smoked.  Her and I quit for the final time at when I was 42.  Haven’t touched one since 12/31/1999.
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • Some_MookSome_Mook Posts: 603 Senior Member
    So when you hit 85, you're gonna party like it's 1999?
    "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine
    "I know my place in the world and it ain’t standing next to Jerry Miculek" - Zee
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,038 Senior Member
    Some_Mook said:
    So when you hit 85, you're gonna party like it's 1999?
    Naw i'd be 62, if were gonna do it lets do it right , take me back to 57, and if i hit overload i'll bet ya $100.00 I'm  smiling .
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • ojrojr Senior Member Posts: 1,297 Senior Member
    Well happy Birthday Sir.
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  • waipapa13waipapa13 Senior Member Posts: 917 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday Jay.
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    Guys, don’t be fooled.  Jay is actually a vampire and he’s gonna outlive us all!!! 
    🤣
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,038 Senior Member
    Guys, don’t be fooled.  Jay is actually a vampire and he’s gonna outlive us all!!! 
    🤣
    Enzo, you never could keep a secret .
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 3,225 Senior Member
    jaywapti said:
    Guys, don’t be fooled.  Jay is actually a vampire and he’s gonna outlive us all!!! 
    🤣
    Enzo, you never could keep a secret .
    Hey I figured in a few years we’ll all be dead and you’ll be able to regenetrate and shop for new friends anyway 😎
    I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member
    Guys, don’t be fooled.  Jay is actually a vampire and he’s gonna outlive us all!!! 
    🤣

    I knew it!
    ;)
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

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