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GrapeApeGrapeApe Posts: 585 Senior Member
edited November 2022 in Clubhouse #1
How the women in our lives get a "bee in their bonnet  that "I'm going to do this today" and it usually ends up with them wanting US to help with/do "THEIR" project???
:rage:
"For longer range, use a bigger case. For bigger game, use a bigger bullet." - Dan Johnson

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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,413 Senior Member
    My favorite is when she invites people to come over for dinner or to stay with us and suddenly I get a list of things I need to do to get “the place ready for guests”.  

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Posts: 750 Senior Member
    My favorite is when she invites people to come over for dinner or to stay with us and suddenly I get a list of things I need to do to get “the place ready for guests”.  
    That's what you get when you fell under the spell of The Ring...

    One Ring to rule them all
    One Ring to find them
    One Ring to bring them all
    And into Marriage bind them
  • JaphyJaphy Posts: 576 Senior Member
    Thank You for the post Grape
    Now I know I am not alone and have found a support group.
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Posts: 8,814 Senior Member
    Or when "WE" means ME that does all the doing!!
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,413 Senior Member
    Big Al1 said:
    Or when "WE" means ME that does all the doing!!
    Or when she asks me to do something that requires me to stand up and perform a function that she could have LITERALLY stretched her arm out and done herself…

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • dlddld Posts: 467 Member
    I have never had that problem, of course I don't have a wife either.
  • GrapeApeGrapeApe Posts: 585 Senior Member
    Lonewolf-Peru said:That's what you get when you fell under the spell of The Ring...

    One Ring to rule them all
    One Ring to find them
    One Ring to bring them all
    And into Marriage bind them
    Marriage is a great institution... if you don't mind being institutionalized
    "For longer range, use a bigger case. For bigger game, use a bigger bullet." - Dan Johnson
  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,863 Senior Member
    GrapeApe said:
    How the women in our lives get a "bee in their bonnet  that "I'm going to do this today" and it usually ends up with them wanting US to help with/do "THEIR" project???
    :rage:
    No, not really.

    I SO have a keeper! :p
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,413 Senior Member
    Mine is challenging at times and relentless when she wants me to do something.  But she makes up for it by being overly generous, loving, caring and never questioning anything I want or need.  So I keep extending the terms of her contract 😎

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • JayJay Posts: 4,629 Senior Member
    Easy. When you stop doing what they want you to do, they become not your wife any more… 🤣 Then they become someone else’s problem and I can build a shop and live happily ever after… Once you recover financially. 🤪
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,413 Senior Member
    edited December 2022 #13
    How it works:  

    Wife asked me ONCE if I could help with the wash.  Well, apparently really expensive lingerie is not supposed to go in the drier on high for 2 hours with my underwear and socks.   I was then asked never to go anywhere near the washer/drier…. Which I didn’t want to do in the first place!!!   Soooooooo, Win!

    Next lesson, how to get banned for life from babysitting your own kids while mom shops with her friends!

    😎

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • RaftermanRafterman Posts: 401 Member
    Big Al1 said:
    Or when "WE" means ME that does all the doing!!

    Under VERY close scrutiny while being told how you're doing it WRONG!!  :*
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,413 Senior Member
    Rafterman said:
    Big Al1 said:
    Or when "WE" means ME that does all the doing!!

    Under VERY close scrutiny while being told how you're doing it WRONG!!  :*
    Or being asked, did you try this, did you try that, did you see… 🤬

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

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