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CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member

Need to do some minor tweaks to my stuff.




By Scott Longman

Jack London once observed that the most elegant form of learning is vicarious. He was right.  

So here we go:

Re-zero the rifle after travel. Wear sunscreen and seatbelts. No drinking absinthe. That thing about first impressions is right. Most weapons failures are related to maintenance. Take more water than you think you need and a way to purify more. Don’t date two people at once even if you’ve made no representation of exclusivity. This is especially important if they know each other. And even more important if they are best friends. Back up your hard drive and store the backup off site. Deeply hide a spare key on your truck. Keep off Lake Superior after Halloween. Meticulously control access to your key personal information. Check your tire pressure. Invest in good waterproof boots: in a real sense, they are your most important gear. Read every word of a contract before signing, and don’t be hesitant to seek counsel first. I meant it about absinthe.  Follow the essential rules of weapons safety with unrelenting dedication. Put nothing on the dash of a car with airbags. Check your vaccinations before going overseas. Bring Cipro. Make copies of your documents and store them separately. There is no such thing as a day hike, always be prepared to spend a night in local ambient temperatures. Have smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors. Don’t build camp in a dry arroyo. Cotton clothing actually accelerates heat loss: have good synthetics and wool. Never stay in a semi’s blind spot. Bears can smell toothpaste. Know where the exits are. Take a few moments every day to pay kind attention to the horses and the dogs: they are smarter than you think. P.J. O’Rourke was epic.  Turn off two-way radios and set airplane-mode on cell phones when in the vicinity of blasting caps. Never pull over on the highway: run it out to the next exit even if it costs you the tire or the engine and it mostly won’t. Hydraulic leaks don’t go away. No food in the tent, ever. Always have good tools available. Bridges freeze first. Oswald did it, acting alone.  Don’t believe anything else. Never open a hot radiator cap. Step on, not over, logs.  Litigation and violence should be saved for the absolute last resort. Keep the key things you need to survive on a belt, harness or vest rather than in your ruck: if you need to run or swim and lose the ruck, the key gear remains on you. Be assiduously polite and fully compliant if pulled over:  if it’s wrong, you can solve it in court. Swim at right angles to a riptide. Check the batteries. Never make camp within falling range of a dead tree. Use extreme care in knowing and complying with game laws.  Dryer lint makes an excellent firestarter, as do the top part of your socks. Have a system for where you keep your gear, especially daily-use gear:  across a lifetime, people who don’t will have spent enough time to have hiked across Kazakhstan -looking for their keys. If you ever need an attorney in connection with a gun charge in North America, call Guy Relford. The security of any operation is directly proportional to the inverse of the square of the people who know about it. Always be polite to secretaries. Seek out qualified mentors, and then invest the time to build relationships with them. Make a point of remembering the parking place; if no section number, then triangulate off terrain features.  Have a good dentist. Gore-Tex needs maintenance. Carry enough dedicated, hidden cash in the truck that you can buy enough fuel to get home if your credit card gets shut down. Keep the map and compass on you. Buy two extra gallons of windshield washer fluid when you shop for Thanksgiving. Watch your credit rating. In hotels, physically hold the key in your hand as you exit the room, every time. Don’t use mount-in-a-doorway pullup bars. Learn to push-start a manual transmission vehicle.  Never miss voting. If you ever vote for a Democrat, we will know. Never thaw meat on the counter. Charge your cell phone every night and keep it on the nightstand, not downstairs. Humans are provably omnivores and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Use curbside check-in, and don’t mind the fee:  it gets you out of the most dangerous part of the airport the fastest. John Moses Browning was inspired by God, so go read his biography. Read everything by Peter Hathaway Capstick.  And everything by Roger Pinckney.   

All of this is no guarantee that you will remain alive and happy — but it’s a pretty damn good start.

I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11

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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,875 Senior Member
    Seems mostly sound, but what if reading every word of a contract or backing up your hard drive makes you want to drink absinthe? :p
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member
    edited March 11 #3
    Bigslug said:
    Seems mostly sound, but what if reading every word of a contract or backing up your hard drive makes you want to drink absinthe? :p
    I had to look up what an arroyo was ;) so not applicable all the time, but a good list for the kids.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • PFDPFD Posts: 1,901 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 said:
    Bigslug said:
    Seems mostly sound, but what if reading every word of a contract or backing up your hard drive makes you want to drink absinthe? :p
    I had to look up what an arroyo was ;) so not applicable all the time, but a good list for the kids.

    I've camped in many that emptied in the Salt River in AZ. It wasn't absinthe but I'm sure I was drinking something.

    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • JaphyJaphy Posts: 580 Senior Member
    A good list. I could add a few items about high tide lines and bear behavior but that one is long enough. I like absinthe but prefer El Tesoro 
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member
    Japhy said:
    I like absinthe but prefer El Tesoro 
    I have never tried the stuff, either one actually, not opposed to it, but sounds like trouble.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,433 Senior Member
    Real Absinthe rocks so I stopped reading at that point 😎

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member
    What is Absinthes flavor?
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Posts: 753 Senior Member
    I am not so sure about Oswald. 
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member
    I am not so sure about Oswald. 
    I think the point is that there are better ways to spend your time
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • JaphyJaphy Posts: 580 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 said:
    What is Absinthes flavor?
    It herbal licorice like but not as strong maybe fennel or anise and other flavors. It high alcohol maybe 120+ proof. Served with a small amount of cold water to dilute it. The cold water makes it cloudy.
    I tried it in New Orleans years ago. It’s not common in bars or restaurants. 
  • JaphyJaphy Posts: 580 Senior Member
    Almost forgot it’s a bright green color. 
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,855 Senior Member
    I have seen ads for it, people hanging off fences IIRC, did not intrigue me enough to spend the $
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 said:
    What is Absinthes flavor?

    Fennel strained through bowels
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    I am not so sure about Oswald. 

    He may not have been alone getting there, but he was the only shooter.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,433 Senior Member
    edited March 13 #16
    Real Absinthe is very good and is surprisingly smooth tasting for a liquor that is typically 70+% alcohol, and the classic way of drinking it is a cool experience to share with a group of friends.  

    It’s also almost impossible to find in the states.  It does have a mild licorice flavor but it is not by itself sweet like Sambuca and other anise liqueur types.

    The real thing contains wormwood and one of the byproducts of distillation is a chemical called thujone, which in old times was considered a hallucinogenic (it’s not).  Any Absinthe made or sold in the USA has to be thujone-free.  So I believe only one or two European brands make it into our very small market.  

    Also real Absinthe is distilled.  Most of what is sold and made here is a cold mix liquor where flavors and colors are added to a base alcohol.  Not nearly as good as the best that comes from France and Switzerland.

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • PFDPFD Posts: 1,901 Senior Member
    It's been many years since we had absinthe at a small Christmas party in a nice restaurant. I remember some elaborate "procedure" that involved pouring it over a sugar cube into a brandy glass.
    With all that pomp and circumstance I thought I would learn the meaning of life.  Turns out it was just a drink.
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,438 Senior Member
    Two buddies were sharing a hunting blind when one of the passed wind......unusually the noise sounded like someone muttering the word 'Honda'....The buddies eyebrows rose in astonishment. A few seconds later the same sound was heard but louder....he turns to his buddy and said "What the hell have you been eating'
    His buddy replied 'Just the usual food'. More noises then followed.
    His buddy then said, 'Maybe you drank something?'
    His buddy replied that he had been at a cocktail party the night before and had been drinking beer but had tried some Absinthe.
    'That explains' it says his buddy........
    ' Didnt you know that Absinthe makes the fart go Honda......'


    (I will go stand in the corner now)
     
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Posts: 18,362 Senior Member

    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,433 Senior Member
    edited March 15 #20
    PFD said:
    It's been many years since we had absinthe at a small Christmas party in a nice restaurant. I remember some elaborate "procedure" that involved pouring it over a sugar cube into a brandy glass.
    With all that pomp and circumstance I thought I would learn the meaning of life.  Turns out it was just a drink.
    Yeah...  Like most "rituals" that involve drinks you kind'a have to be in the mood for it...  I've introduced a few folks to Absinthe and they did enjoy the ritual.

    I just like the flavor of good Absinthe, the same as I appreciate a good scotch or a great wine.  I enjoy quality booze in moderation and like diversity.  The whole special spoon, sugar cube setting on fire stuff is just incidental to getting a good drink.  Appeals to some but I wish they'd do it behind the bar the same as I don't want to see how they shake a world class Manhattan or Old Fashioned.  Just bring me the final product, skip the show.

    But Absinthe in particular is interesting because you can drink some world class stuff and then show up in a bar in New Orleans expecting a good drink and end up with some basically colored, flavored cheap vodka bottled under stupid pretense and served the same way to cover for the poor quality of the drink.

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 5,433 Senior Member
    orchidman said:
    Two buddies were sharing a hunting blind when one of the passed wind......unusually the noise sounded like someone muttering the word 'Honda'....The buddies eyebrows rose in astonishment. A few seconds later the same sound was heard but louder....he turns to his buddy and said "What the hell have you been eating'
    His buddy replied 'Just the usual food'. More noises then followed.
    His buddy then said, 'Maybe you drank something?'
    His buddy replied that he had been at a cocktail party the night before and had been drinking beer but had tried some Absinthe.
    'That explains' it says his buddy........
    ' Didnt you know that Absinthe makes the fart go Honda......'


    (I will go stand in the corner now)
     

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

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