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Ever wonder what happened to the mall cop?

JayhawkerJayhawker Posts: 18,313 Senior Member
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  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,166 Senior Member
    #2
    Sign me up!!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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  • GrapeApeGrapeApe Posts: 503 Senior Member
    #3
    "Breathing underwater"

    Okaaaaaaay :trollface:

    "For longer range, use a bigger case. For bigger game, use a bigger bullet." - Dan Johnson
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  • JustsomedudeJustsomedude Posts: 1,399 Senior Member
    #4
    I see nothing wrong here... 
    We've been conditioned to believe that obedience is virtuous and voting is freedom- 
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  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,414 Senior Member
    #5
    Ha! No mention of the special boots that let you climb walls. For that reason, I'm out.......
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
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  • FreezerFreezer Posts: 2,657 Senior Member
    #6
    I want to be just like him when I grow up!
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 4,909 Senior Member
    #7
    NINJAS CARRY UZIS?!?!?!?  Those crafty BASTARDS!!!!!

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

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  • FreezerFreezer Posts: 2,657 Senior Member
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    Ever wonder what happened to the mall cop?

    He was shot and killed by a Sr. citizen carrying a Taurus!
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Posts: 14,740 Senior Member
    edited March 18 #9
    No mention of a price, must be free, sign me up! The breathing underwater is worth the price alone, imagine how much more fun fishing will be
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
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  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,166 Senior Member
    #10
    You guys don’t realize that’s the one scam of the whole advertisement. 
    EVERYONE can breathe underwater already!!  For a short period of time……at least. Breath water. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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  • bobbyrlf3bobbyrlf3 Posts: 2,606 Senior Member
    #11
    Having been through several ninja schools in my time, I can tell you that this one doesn't look right.   :D
    Knowledge is essential to living freely and fully; understanding gives knowledge purpose and strength; wisdom is combining the two and applying them appropriately in words and actions.
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  • Jeff in TXJeff in TX Posts: 2,585 Senior Member
    edited March 18 #12
    GrapeApe said:
    "Breathing underwater"

    Okaaaaaaay :trollface:

    I'm always looking for ways to stay underwater longer when I'm diving.  Sign me up Ninja Fighting Trainer! ;)

    Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!

    John 3: 1-21
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  • PFDPFD Posts: 1,864 Senior Member
    #13
    I like that first among skills is running.
    Very Ninja!
    That's all I got.

    Paul
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,770 Senior Member
    #14
    Did I ever wonder what happened to the mall cop?

    No.  I think that was one of those "never think of you again" occasions. This would seem to at least support this guy's claim of invisibility.

    Battle Dancing??  I hope it's to Abba's Take a Chance on Me.  That would be AWESOME!  :D
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,286 Senior Member
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    Jeff in TX said:
    GrapeApe said:
    "Breathing underwater"

    Okaaaaaaay :trollface:

    I'm always looking for ways to stay underwater longer when I'm diving.  Sign me up Ninja Fighting Trainer! ;)


    Then just breathe underwater. You can stay under for the rest of your life. Kind of like all mushrooms are edible. Some more than once.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • NNNN Posts: 25,226 Senior Member
    edited March 19 #16
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