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Range report and self proclaimed Rambo report.

ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
So today me and the neighbor met up with his BS'er buddy because they wanted to see how my Cobra "jennings knockoffs," fired. Naturally I took my new Ruger LCR since I haven't had the oppurtunity to shoot it yet. The neighbor, Mark, picked me up and we took a slight drive to go meet up with Rambo at his friends farm. I wasn't surprised that within 5 minutes of being at the farm and out of the car, Rambo spouted his first BS of the day..... There was a watertower that was slightly visible in the distance that he said was about 2.5 miles away (it looked about 5-7miles actually.) Mark asked him if he could hit it if he wanted to with his Fully Auto Barrett .50cal (since Mark is not gun eccentric.) Rambo says "Yep that wouldn't be nothin to my Barrett, and the bullet wouldn't have no drop." Oh boy, Lets just say I was shaking my head and biteing my lip. So than I notice BS number 2..... Rambo says he has his CCL, yet goes to the trunk to get his .45 and 9mm and grabs the mags out of the glovebox and they were unloaded. Hmmmmm.... Why bother with that garbage with a CCL???? Anywho, we finally setup the zombie silhouette targets (courtesy of Mark) and proceeded to test out the firearms. Mark tried both the .380 Cobras which actually impressed the hell out of me with no FTF or FTE at all with brass cases Aguilla ammo. Rambo took a few shots with his .45 and 9mm, which the 9mm kept jamming on him. And he also was really stressing how it was most likely the cheap steel cased ammo (it was aluminum btw.) I fired about 40 rounds through my new Ruger which was surprisingly smooth with such a light framed pistol and the trigger felt good too. I also made sure the zombie would never be able to procreate again lol. Either way, Rambo or not, it was a good morning and I minused myself two cheap pistols. I was using some cheap +P brass cased ammo in the Ruger btw.

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  • gatorgator Posts: 1,746 Senior Member
    How well did Rambo shoot?
    USMC 80-84
    -96 lbs
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    I semi quote a line from the movie, "The mind is the most important weapon. And I am unarmed." How do you put up with that yahoo?
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    gator wrote: »
    How well did Rambo shoot?
    Actually Rambo didn't do to bad with his .45. He couldn't do much with his 9mm due to its constant jamming and him clearing it. Even Mark who has never shot anything before, did pretty well at centermass.
  • HakkonenHakkonen Posts: 251 Member
    Mark asked him if he could hit it if he wanted to with his Fully Auto Barrett .50cal

    Wait, what? Rambo has a fully automatic .50 rifle?
    "If money is speech, then no money means no speech." --Bill Moyers

    Money is not speech, corporations are not people, and wealth does not trickle down.
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    Hakkonen wrote: »
    Wait, what? Rambo has a fully automatic .50 rifle?
    Some more of his spouted BS, amongst other BS. He isn't even a good liar. You would have had to read about ole Rambo in my other thread in the clubhouse.
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    You didnt invite him here?
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    I'm in love with a Glock
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    You didnt invite him here?
    Oh damn, that did slip my mind. There is always tomorrow lol. But Im not sure a mercinary would want to be exposed on the net :roll: He would be the best troll/mall ninja ever, I swear.
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    He would get

    :banned:

    Way too quickly..
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    Nah Wambli gave me his word that he would let us toy with him for a week first lol.
  • snake284snake284 Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    Oh damn, that did slip my mind. There is always tomorrow lol. But Im not sure a mercinary would want to be exposed on the net :roll: He would be the best troll/mall ninja ever, I swear.

    You're really slippin' ghost, a man like that could be a real asset to this forum, :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    Snake, Im sure that by the time we are done with him, he would be crying and sucking his thumb in the corner, and in the fetal position lol. Now Im gonna try and get him here definitely.
  • bruchibruchi Posts: 2,581 Senior Member
    No pics, no video, it did not happen, you are messing with us:nono:
    If this post is non welcomed, I can always give you a recipe for making "tostones".
  • snake284snake284 Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    That's ok bruchi, when ghost brings Rambo here, that'll be plenty of proof it happened, :hug::rotflmao:

    Oh hell!!! Heaven forbid it!!!:nono::silly::nono::fan::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    "Somebody" needs to IM "Somebody" the binary recipe and "Somebody" needs to make a couple pound "Innocent" target and see how Rambo reacts ... :devil:

    ETA: of course at the appropriate distance (100 yards PLUS) and IF POSSIBLE using a FULL AUTO .50 Cal Barrett :jester:
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    Could somebody im me that recipe too?
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    I'm in love with a Glock
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    bruchi wrote: »
    No pics, no video, it did not happen, you are messing with us:nono:
    Doh... I didn't even think to record yesterday. Oh man, a hidden mic and just the mere look of this guy and you all would be saying "mercenary my arse."
  • bruchibruchi Posts: 2,581 Senior Member
    Doh... I didn't even think to record yesterday. Oh man, a hidden mic and just the mere look of this guy and you all would be saying "mercenary my arse."

    "TEASE" Now you got to bring this "operator" here, not sharing is not nice. :angry:

    Now there's an idea for a "reality show"..."AMERICAN MALL NINJAS"
    If this post is non welcomed, I can always give you a recipe for making "tostones".
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    bruchi wrote: »
    "TEASE" Now you got to bring this "operator" here, not sharing is not nice. :angry:

    Now there's an idea for a "reality show"..."AMERICAN MALL NINJAS"

    Maybe "unreality" or "alternate reality". But I don't think they show up on film. Hyper efficient camo, dontcha know.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Hyper efficient camo cloaking device fueled by Chalupas, dontcha know.

    Fixed it for yah....... :tooth:
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    Would be fun, he won't come now if he reviews the forum first.
  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    We need that 16 year old kid, Fast Exit, back; :jester:
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