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Ohhhhhhhh BML!!!!!

SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
Hey man, we need a plumber here, think you can give us a hand?

This is a day in the life of a fireman. What in the heck do you think calling the fire dept is gonna do? Call me back when it is on fire....
Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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I'm in love with a Glock


  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Posts: 3,249 Senior Member
    Years ago a lady ran into one of our stations and exclaimed breathlessly to the Fireman on duty, "There are cows in the road!"

    His reply, " Are they on Fire?"
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • dlkdlk Posts: 419 Member
    One of the new taxi drivers called the police dispatch one night and told them his car was stalled, and it was blocking the road, so could they send an officer out to push his car off the road? Surprisingly enough, they declined.:uhm:

    I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
  • bmlbml Posts: 1,075 Senior Member
    I'll have to get a bigger plunger!
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