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Virginia BoyVirginia Boy MemberPosts: 213 Member
A dude goes out West, wants to become a cowboy, he arrives during
a severe cold spell, it is very cold, and the wind blows constantly.
He has an extremely bad case of chapped lips, he asks his new found friend,
what he should do about them.
His friend says," see that old mule over there, go over to him, lift his tail, and
kiss his butt".
The dude asks, will that heal my lips ?
The friend answers, no, but it will stop you from licking them.
Rights and freedoms, won with patriot's blood,
shall not be taken away, by ink from a tyrant's pen.

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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 16,756 Senior Member
    Since we're doing cowboy jokes...

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    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,288 Senior Member
    The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • rbsivleyrbsivley Senior Member Posts: 1,166 Senior Member
    A dude goes out West, wants to become a cowboy, he arrives during a severe cold spell, it is very cold, and the wind blows constantly. He has an extremely bad case of chapped lips, he asks his new found friend, what he should do about them. His friend says," see that old mule over there, go over to him, lift his tail, and kiss his butt".
    The dude asks, will that heal my lips ? The friend answers, no, but it will stop you from licking them.

    This was one of my Dad's jokes. He loved it.
    Randy

    Rank does not concur privileges. It imposes responsibility. Author unknown

    8 For by grace are ye saved through faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God 9 not by works, lest any man should boast.
    Ephesians 2:8-9
  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Member Posts: 412 Member
    A cowboy enters a saloon and says to the bartender " Give me a drink for a REAL MAN"
    The bartender served him a shot of whisky, but the cowboy spit it out and say "this stuff is for kids....gime me something for MEN!!"
    The bartender made a mix of some of the most powerfull stuff he had available, even adding some kerosene, hot sauce, and finishing with a .45 bullet...

    ...."NOW...that's was something really good..." ...the cowboy payed the drink and left.

    ...a week later, the cowboy returns: "Give me another of those MAN drinks, but hold the bullet....last week I throw a fart and killed the horse"
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