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Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
That is one heck of a Blue Cross Insurance advertisement!!!!




A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a
very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him
to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the
table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and
climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks
what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have
shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will
be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate
and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they
are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right
and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"? The nurse
responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue
Cross, and they all have Obama Care."
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,796 Senior Member
    :that::roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :roll2:
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Huh ? did I miss something ?
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    DoctorWho wrote: »
    Huh ? did I miss something ?

    "Re: Health Insurance

    Peter123 is now gone due to him being a scummy spammer..."



    I thunk so, me too. Did someone have the audacity to Spam one of my threads............off with his haid, I say!....:tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • candace151candace151 New Member Posts: 1 New Member
    Nice post thanks. we are also a UHC medicare agency. we are always there to provide health care facilities and health care agents to their clients and their health insurance to make their life secure.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,798 Senior Member
    candace151 wrote: »
    Nice post thanks. we are also a UHC medicare agency. we are always there to provide health care facilities and health care agents to their clients and their health insurance to make their life secure.

    Gee, I think I'll rush out there and buy some new health insurance from a company that trolls gun forums on the Internet for customers.
  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 5,486 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    Gee, I think I'll rush out there and buy some new health insurance from a company that trolls gun forums on the Internet for customers.


    :rotflmao:

    That was fantastic
    When our governing officials dismiss due process as mere semantics, when they exercise powers they don’t have and ignore duties they actually bear, and when we let them get away with it, we have ceased to be our own rulers.

    Adam J. McCleod


  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,642 Senior Member
    spamhunters.jpg
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    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


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