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Varmintmist
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Just follow instructions
Varmintmist
Senior MemberWestern PAPosts: 8,233 Senior Member
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to corporate management and possibly even my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
Making a mental note to complain to corporate management and possibly even my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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