The day we see you in a suit will most likely be your girl's wedding, in 30 years...
“A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”
Not even then. I hope she doesn't expect me to be in one. No, don't even plan on wearing one for my funeral. Going to get toasted so I don't have to look pretty.
"To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
Not even then. I hope she doesn't expect me to be in one. No, don't even plan on wearing one for my funeral. Going to get toasted so I don't have to look pretty.
I hear you on that one. I don't want people I ain't seen since high school standing around talking about what a good they did on my hair.
Randy
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Well, I guess I could have said it was my colostomy bag. Think that would have worked?
No! Hell no man! Have you no couth? You should have said something like: Oh you know, I keep stuff in it." And if she asked what Kind of stuff you should have said, " Oh you know, stuff, like Condoms and lubricant, the usual."
Now that would have really got the conversation rolling!!!
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
True, and you have authored some real sleeping pill type threads too, this one started out as pure caca and steadily gone down hill from there.
"There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
Yes, I suffer from train wreck syndrome............ :tooth:
"There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
Howzabout rather than disparaging threads, you try and lift up the content?
Point taken....
"There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
If I send it in, I won't have a sack while they are fixing it. I can't make it without my sack!
Siiiiighhh. . .this is too easy. . .
Buy another man sack
Send your original man sack in for repair.
When your original comes back, you will be known as "Zed, The Man with Two Sacks", or possibly just "Two Sacks"
NONE of that would be a bad thing.
And Moderators, I nominate we give "Zee" the option of changing the handle to "Zed", should he so desire. After this thread, I believe we're all in agreement it's better that way.:tooth:
And Moderators, I nominate we give "Zee" the option of changing the handle to "Zed", should he so desire. After this thread, I believe we're all in agreement it's better that way.:tooth:
Yes, please, I am having a problem visualizing him as "flaming" Zee:tooth:.
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
So, do you ever wash your Sack? What kind of detergent do you use? Do you let it air dry, or put it in the dryer? Or hold it under the hand dryer in the bathroom of the truck stop?
I washed it once using the normal detergent I use for cloths. Think I air dried it, if I remember correctly.
"To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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You know what..... I've never watched Pulp Fiction..... No idea why not ... Just haven't
The last suit I'll ever need and I make it look GOOD.
NRA Endowment Member
Ghillie' is a suit, fancy Italian stuff......
Twice.
Rank does not concur privileges. It imposes responsibility. Author unknow
I hear you on that one. I don't want people I ain't seen since high school standing around talking about what a good they did on my hair.
Rank does not concur privileges. It imposes responsibility. Author unknow
No! Hell no man! Have you no couth? You should have said something like: Oh you know, I keep stuff in it." And if she asked what Kind of stuff you should have said, " Oh you know, stuff, like Condoms and lubricant, the usual."
Now that would have really got the conversation rolling!!!
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
NO! Not Ned, he said Zed!!!
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
True, and you have authored some real sleeping pill type threads too, this one started out as pure caca and steadily gone down hill from there.
But, you read it.......didn't you. :-)
Point taken....
Siiiiighhh. . .this is too easy. . .
Buy another man sack
Send your original man sack in for repair.
When your original comes back, you will be known as "Zed, The Man with Two Sacks", or possibly just "Two Sacks"
NONE of that would be a bad thing.
And Moderators, I nominate we give "Zee" the option of changing the handle to "Zed", should he so desire. After this thread, I believe we're all in agreement it's better that way.:tooth:
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
But, what good are two Sacks with only one gun?
You could get another color. Then you could carry whatever matched what you were wearing.
ETA: Wife says sack should match your shoes...
Just have a friend kick the new Sack a couple of times. That'll wear it in nicely.
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Well, sometimes the Sack gets emptied. Just the way these things are.
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Buy another gun!!!
Wait! You can DO that?!
Yes, please, I am having a problem visualizing him as "flaming" Zee:tooth:.
I washed it once using the normal detergent I use for cloths. Think I air dried it, if I remember correctly.