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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,661 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    Oh, I know. Since we are talking about Pulp Fiction, tell me which new member this reminds you of...
    PulpFiction02.jpg

    You know what..... I've never watched Pulp Fiction..... No idea why not ... Just haven't
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,661 Senior Member
    Have to see if it's on Netflix
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    knitepoet wrote: »
    Found a pic of Zee @ work
    rip-torn-mib.jpg

    The last suit I'll ever need and I make it look GOOD.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    The day we see you in a suit will most likely be your girl's wedding, in 30 years...
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Not even then. I hope she doesn't expect me to be in one. No, don't even plan on wearing one for my funeral. Going to get toasted so I don't have to look pretty.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    The day we see you in a suit will most likely be your girl's wedding, in 30 years...

    Ghillie' is a suit, fancy Italian stuff......
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    I'm in love with a Glock
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Actually, it's Scottish. ;-)
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • rbsivleyrbsivley Senior Member Posts: 1,248 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    You are banned from here till you do.


    Twice.
    Randy

    Rank does not concur privileges. It imposes responsibility. Author unknow
  • rbsivleyrbsivley Senior Member Posts: 1,248 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    Not even then. I hope she doesn't expect me to be in one. No, don't even plan on wearing one for my funeral. Going to get toasted so I don't have to look pretty.

    I hear you on that one. I don't want people I ain't seen since high school standing around talking about what a good they did on my hair.
    Randy

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  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Nope. Two zippers are broken now. But, the important part still works. I'm getting my money's worth outa this sack.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    If I send it in, I won't have a sack while they are fixing it. I can't make it without my sack!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    You've seen them before.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    Well, I guess I could have said it was my colostomy bag. Think that would have worked?

    No! Hell no man! Have you no couth? You should have said something like: Oh you know, I keep stuff in it." And if she asked what Kind of stuff you should have said, " Oh you know, stuff, like Condoms and lubricant, the usual."

    Now that would have really got the conversation rolling!!!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Hey, that is me to a "T"

    NO! Not Ned, he said Zed!!!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    samzhere wrote: »
    I got as far as Man Sack and zoned out.

    Love this forum!

    True, and you have authored some real sleeping pill type threads too, this one started out as pure caca and steadily gone down hill from there.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Ouch! I'm hurt!

    But, you read it.......didn't you. :-)
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Yes, I suffer from train wreck syndrome............ :tooth:
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,870 Senior Member
    Howzabout rather than disparaging threads, you try and lift up the content?
    I'm just here for snark.
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Howzabout rather than disparaging threads, you try and lift up the content?

    Point taken....
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,320 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    If I send it in, I won't have a sack while they are fixing it. I can't make it without my sack!

    Siiiiighhh. . .this is too easy. . .

    Buy another man sack

    Send your original man sack in for repair.

    When your original comes back, you will be known as "Zed, The Man with Two Sacks", or possibly just "Two Sacks"

    NONE of that would be a bad thing.

    And Moderators, I nominate we give "Zee" the option of changing the handle to "Zed", should he so desire. After this thread, I believe we're all in agreement it's better that way.:tooth:
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • pardogpardog Member Posts: 423 Member
    :that: X2 It would also be better than changing it to "The ****"
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    Siiiiighhh. . .this is too easy. . .

    Buy another man sack

    Send your original man sack in for repair.

    When your original comes back, you will be known as "Zed, The Man with Two Sacks", or possibly just "Two Sacks"

    NONE of that would be a bad thing.

    But, what good are two Sacks with only one gun?
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,661 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    But, what good are two Sacks with only one gun?

    You could get another color. Then you could carry whatever matched what you were wearing.

    ETA: Wife says sack should match your shoes...
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,320 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    The problem with a new Sack is that it would not be broken in. It takes a lot of time to get a Sack broken in. It would take constant adjustment

    Just have a friend kick the new Sack a couple of times. That'll wear it in nicely.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,320 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    But, what good are two Sacks with only one gun?

    Well, sometimes the Sack gets emptied. Just the way these things are.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,615 Senior Member
    He could get a blue one...
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    But, what good are two Sacks with only one gun?
    Duh!:bang:
    Buy another gun!!!
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    Duh!:bang:
    Buy another gun!!!

    Wait! You can DO that?!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 14,180 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    And Moderators, I nominate we give "Zee" the option of changing the handle to "Zed", should he so desire. After this thread, I believe we're all in agreement it's better that way.:tooth:

    Yes, please, I am having a problem visualizing him as "flaming" Zee:tooth:.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 27,446 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    So, do you ever wash your Sack? What kind of detergent do you use? Do you let it air dry, or put it in the dryer? Or hold it under the hand dryer in the bathroom of the truck stop?

    I washed it once using the normal detergent I use for cloths. Think I air dried it, if I remember correctly.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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