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woodsrunner
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Ever Stir Up A Nest Of Yellerjackets?
By God I have, and did it again this morning! Been doin' a little land surveying recently, and this morning my partner and I were setting up the instrument, and all of a sudden....THERE THEY WERE!! Less than 10 feet from our set-up point the damn things were pouring out of the ground! I was closer to the hole than he was, but he got hit 7-8 times and I escaped with NO HITS!
If you've never experienced yellowjackets, you've got something to look foward to! I'll take Rattlers and Cottonmouths 10 to 1 over yellerjackets any time :yikes:
If you've never experienced yellowjackets, you've got something to look foward to! I'll take Rattlers and Cottonmouths 10 to 1 over yellerjackets any time :yikes:
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Jerry
Lets see, I have opened up their nests with a bladed weed whacker, a string wacker, a lawn mower, hand implements, and a bicycle, and various powered equipment............. Worst was the last time with the blade (or this time with the blade) I dropped and ran, got tagged once in the arm, figured I was good to go since I was 70 yards away on the other side of the house, then the friggin Chuck Lindberg of yellow jackets stung me on the bridge of my nose............
Jerry
Got a bit disoriented to the point we hadda pull over and the GF hadda drive from that point on, got out of the van and forget about me standing up without looking like I was drunk...
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In my career I've known two foresters who were killed while working in the woods. One by yellowjackets on a hot July afternoon, and another for his money by a "perp" high on crack. Never known of one bitten by a rattler/cottonmouth, though, while working.
Did I make a clean getaway, no.
I need to find my EpiPen.
Adam J. McCleod
- Don Burt
As an old surveyor, myself, I completely agree. Snakes can be quickly dispatched with one machete whack, but ground hornets, etc. will put something on you that soap and water won't wash off, and the first warning you get is when 2-3 of them bore into your skin, usually followed quickly by contributions from the rest of the clan.
I was lucky enough one time to stick the range pole into a ground hornet nest. Nothing happened until I pulled the pole up, but things happened quickly from that point on. I scampered off through the woods for about 500 feet before they quit nailing me in the back, and spent the next thirty minutes picking up chaining pins, plumb bob, and assorted other gear that I had slung off during my flight. That's only one of several dozen similar 'bug events' that I either participated in or witnessed - I'll take snakes, any day, to stingy bugs...or ticks.
Had a few run ins with those big yellow and tan hornets called Japanese hornets that are about an inch and a quarter long. They sting you a few times and your day is ruined. I've found a few of their nests in dead hollow trees. A garbage bag to close off the hole and a can of starter fluid with straw attached stuck through small hole in bag works pretty good. Puts them to sleep permanently.
For the white faced hornet nests, a can of starting fluid followed by a wad of burning paper is satisfying revenge. Best done after dark, though. For the yellow jackets, a can of brake cleaner with the little straw attached is good. Wait until after dark and stick the straw into the hole and hose them down; half a can is about right. A LONG stick with a piece of burning rag to light it off is optional. :silly: Some fill dirt may be required to backfill the crater!
― Douglas Adams
Next morning there was a hole in the yard where the skunk dug up the nest (there was honey comb, so I don't know what kind of bees/ waps they were. Only half the size of honeybees)). The hole/ nest was probably 8' from the entrance I was always spraying poison in........
A worker plopped it down over a 'jacket nest. A man shouldn't be stung there...
Everything went quiet for about 25seconds .............then we heard what sounded like a squadron of bombers revving up for takeoff. I kid you not, it looked like the scene in the matrix when the sentinels burst through the roof. I managed to get a head start in the downhill charge for the river with Pete about 10 yds behind me. Half way there, we ran out of time so I turned, yelled at Pete to drop ( he skidded past) me and I gave the swarm both barrels. It slowed them down a bit. I made it to the river ahead of Pete, jumped in the boat, dropped my (empty) SXS in the bilge and kept going..........straight over the side followed by Pete. What cracked me up was that Pete couldnt hold his breath long as he was laughing so much he had to keep coming up for air and getting stung on his head.
It took about 40 mins before they lost interest and when we finally retrieved the boat, Petes head looked like a pumpkin.
I lost Pete when he drowned in an accident a few years later ( aged 23)........I still miss that guy
with the wooden mallet I was using to crack the claw shells.
Big heavy bullet (mallet) vs. light fast bullet (fly swatter). :rotflmao:
― Douglas Adams
I find a ground nest now and it is headed for annihilation
Wasn't as lucky when I was a teenager at the beach. I had a can of soda and went to take a swig, and ended up swallowing a bee. Stung the back of my throat, I thought I'd swallowed the pop top! If I was allergic I would not have made it.
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We were headed that way earlier this summer. Then July came the wettest one in years ,(maybe even a record), mowing in between thunderstorms lately.