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Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said
to the other, "wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer
evening?"
The second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and
headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call
it catholic shampoo.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel
sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. he then looked the
nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house.
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to the other, "wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer
evening?"
The second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and
headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call
it catholic shampoo.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel
sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. he then looked the
nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house.
`
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The second nun replies, "Yes it does, doesn't it?"
It can go pretty quick.
Plane crashes, a Rabbi, Roman Catholic priest, and Episcopal priest are killed, all 3 find themselves at the gateway to hell. Rabbi thinks "Must have been all those ham sandwiches and bacon I've eaten." Roman Catholic priest thinks "Must have been those impure thoughts I had about women." Episcopal priest thinks "Must have been that time I used the wrong fork at dinner."
And this, from a priest not long ago: "Whenever three or four Episcopalians are gathered together, there's always a fifth."
Jerry
Funny!
And you know what they say: Give a man a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach a man to fish, he'll drink beer all day.
Hard shells will speak to you at the liquor store.
The Baptist won't speak to you if he sees you in a liquor store, the Methodist will, and the Catholic owns the store...
As my father says of the drunkard who wandered into a Hardshell communion (we serve real wine) and partook of the cup,
"Full 'em up again boss, I loves me some Jesus as much as ANYbody!"
― Douglas Adams