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Chinese sick day : "i no come work today!"
CHINESE SICK DAY : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work...try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...you got nice house."
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work...try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...you got nice house."
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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boss, whats wrong ?
me, I have eye trouble
boss, whats wrong with your eyes ?
me, I just cant see comming to work
And it's still funny.:roll2::roll2:
:agree:
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
That is a funny joke, but you have posted it before.....Re:Dr Who
That wuz on the "Old" forum and I did forgitted if I had posted it on the newer one or not. Plus, we have some new members who may not have seen it yet.
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
I still laughed as much as I did the first time, :roll2:
Keep on postin !!!!
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Luis
Something here seems to have the odor of rotting fish. Maybe??
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"Why won't it start?"
"It's too cold for me to get out of bed to start it!"........CLICK
x2
Almost as good as Teach's "Sinko de Mayo"!!
Jerry
Who's been lying to you brother?
Harold
Harry
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert Heinlein