Balls

BufordBuford Senior MemberPosts: 6,660 Senior Member
I noticed three trucks with balls hanging from the receiver on the drive home. Some of them were quite detailed. Anyone here have a set on their vehicle? Myself I will pass.
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  • mkk41mkk41 Banned Posts: 1,932 Senior Member
    Must be a California thing! Especially San Francisco!
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  • EliEli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    We actually have a local ordinance against them. The powers that be in my Mayberryish hometown decided that they were inappropriate.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,967 Senior Member
    Something like this?
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  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,246 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    I noticed three trucks with balls hanging from the receiver on the drive home. Some of them were quite detailed. Anyone here have a set on their vehicle? Myself I will pass.

    Those are for people who don't have a set to begin with.
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  • bmlbml Senior Member Posts: 1,075 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Something like this?


    He is referring to truck nuts.
    scottd wrote: »
    The milk of human kindness is often out dated and curdled.

    This is like watching a bunch or **** trying to hump a door knob.....
  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Same here in my part of the Panhandle of Florida, Eli
  • mkk41mkk41 Banned Posts: 1,932 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Something like this?

    He said "three trucks with balls hanging" not "a truck with three balls hanging"!
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  • EliEli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Something like this?

    Nope, it looks like a giant set of testicles that dangle off of your trailer hitch.

    Not something that I think they should make a law against. However, I do think that anyone that has these hanging from the back of their truck is an absolute douchebag.
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,052 Senior Member
    What do you cal a short legged dog with steel balls??.....



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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    On my truck, they are flesh colored.... Because sometimes mine flop out of the pickup bed.

    Embarrassing, that.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 9,557 Senior Member
    Tell your wife to keep her purse in the cab and zipped so that won't happen.
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  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Senior Member Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    Nope, it looks like a giant set of testicles that dangle off of your trailer hitch.

    Not something that I think they should make a law against. However, I do think that anyone that has these hanging from the back of their truck is an absolute douchebag.

    Totally agree. Now, something I have seen, bull related, is a cow bell. Usually on an older model truck in cattle country. The guy uses it to lead the cows back to the barn. This is usually on a larger operation. The smaller places you can just rattle a grain bucket.
    A cow bell causes no rolling of eyes at the co-op, feed mill or cafe in town.
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  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,660 Senior Member
    I do get a kick out of the boat owners with the spinning propeller in the receiver.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • EliEli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    I do get a kick out of the boat owners with the spinning propeller in the receiver.


    Especially a well lubed one going down the interstate........at 80mph them little propellers get to spinning at warp speed.
  • ghostsniper1ghostsniper1 Banned Posts: 2,645 Senior Member
    I usually see those truck nuts on the guys with HUGE trucks. I always felt that those guys suffer from micro penis and feel the need to compensate. The first time I pulled up behind a lifted F250 at a redlight and my daughter inquired with "what is that daddy?" I wanted to get out and pulverize the douchebag. My daughter is 6 btw.
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,458 Senior Member
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 1,847 Senior Member
    I agree that isn't something that should not be displayed in public, fake or not. And yes they are a bunch of douche bags.
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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,845 Senior Member
    Seen them, think they're stupid and wouldn't, under ANY circumstances, put a set on my truck :nono:
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  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,729 Senior Member
    I'm going to put a set on a friend's Prius and see if he notices.
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,967 Senior Member
    I have a USMC recruiting poster in mine then.

    I am suprised that we do not have the subject of the OP here, what with all the young
    Jarheads.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    I posted a pic of some on from a site that sells them a few years ago, but The Marshal deleted it..:tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • avmechavmech Senior Member Posts: 858 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    Especially a well lubed one going down the interstate........at 80mph them little propellers get to spinning at warp speed.
    .

    Gives added thrust, ergo, better gas mileage................
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,147 Senior Member
    I would much rather see a set of size 40, double D breasts on the back of a truck.
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  • MileHighShooterMileHighShooter Senior Member Posts: 4,768 Senior Member
    The type of guys who put those on their trucks, are d-bags either way. I figure this is just their way of announcing it to the rest of the world
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    Once again, please refrain from cutting short any baseless totally emotional arguments with facts. It leads to boring, completely objective conversations well beyond the comprehension ability of many.
  • TugarTugar Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Senior Member
    Guy I used to work with has a pair on his truck. I always wanted to spray paint them blue.
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  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,694 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    We actually have a local ordinance against them. The powers that be in my Mayberryish hometown decided that they were inappropriate.


    Just a local ordinance? Florida banned them in the whole state about a year ago.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    They're an effective form of contraception.
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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,106 Senior Member
    They're an effective form of contraception.

    Is Lorena Bobbit branching out into new territory? :silly:
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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Im curious, do you have barrs?

    The only barrs i have are on my motosickle. But I used to hang out in barrs a lot when I was younger.
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  • N454casullN454casull Member Posts: 358 Member
    We are trying to convince a guy here to put a pair on the back of his old school Lincoln and some horns on the front. That I think would be super funny and a very good joke. But like so many of us here there's pretty much no way he is going to do it.
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