Epic hunt

minnesotashooterminnesotashooter Senior MemberPosts: 718 Senior Member
Bow Season

In NC, Sunday hunting was legalized last year for archery only.

I did all my prep-work.

I scouted the area all summer.

I searched out the best location for my tree-stand.

I set it all up a month ahead of time.

I trailed the herd.

I picked out a trophy buck.

Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt.

Everything was in place.

Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am.

I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand.

This was destined to be an epic hunt.

As I approached my deer stand, I changed my mind.


I decided to go to church instead.


  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 15,050 Senior Member
    I don't care who you are...that there is funny...
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  • beartrackerbeartracker Senior Member Posts: 3,116 Senior Member
    Yes, it is indeed.
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,458 Senior Member
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,967 Senior Member
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  • gatorgator Senior Member Posts: 1,689 Senior Member
    Wonder what he's hunting?
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  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 4,719 Senior Member
    Put an arrow right through his chest. Meat and a rug!
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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
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  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    gator wrote: »
    Wonder what he's hunting?

    He was hunting bare !!!! :rotflmao:
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  • Gators960608Gators960608 Member Posts: 47 Member
    That's a game changer right there....
  • mosseybuckmosseybuck Member Posts: 460 Member
    :rotflmao: My wife even thought that was hilarious!
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  • 1965Jeff1965Jeff Senior Member Posts: 1,611 Senior Member
    Did you try saying shoo! shoo! (In a very respectful manner of course...) I'm sure if you just told him it was your stand- not his and firmly reminded him it is after all DEER season he would share. BUT, on public land here in KS first one in the stand has dibs.
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,728 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: :rotflmao:
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,545 Senior Member
    Looks like you bearly missed out on a kill.

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  • snake284-1snake284-1 Senior Member Posts: 2,500 Senior Member
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    I don't care who you are...that there is funny...

    Jayhawker, I would tend to agree with you, but I will qualify that by adding "That would depend on if this was actually true and if I was the hunter..."

    But then, you could use the bear as a decoy, :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,925 Senior Member
    I was expecting to see a pile o' pheasants.
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