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strangest cover/scent you've used (or heard about)
Not sure what made me think of this but it seems timely.
Quite a few years ago I got off my stand, mid bow season, and stopped for a quick one on the way back to the cabin. A few moments later another guy sits down next to me and I got a definite whiff of something. Hmm, not completely unusual given the type of places I can frequent. Got to talking, discover the guy just got off his stand...so I had to ask.
His home made cover was a handful of dirt, leaves from some large mast area, some of that mast (acorns typically), a handful of carrots....and another handful of deer droppings. Into the blender it went. He tells me it becomes a 'nice paste', if done properly - that he could smear on his face, any other exposed skin and, yes, to arm pits and the grundy areas. And he leaves it on for a few days.
I believed every word of it, and I think you might too if you had a chance to look him in the eye. I didn't shake hands, though.
Odd, though - he mentioned that he was divorced.
Have any of you met this guy?
Quite a few years ago I got off my stand, mid bow season, and stopped for a quick one on the way back to the cabin. A few moments later another guy sits down next to me and I got a definite whiff of something. Hmm, not completely unusual given the type of places I can frequent. Got to talking, discover the guy just got off his stand...so I had to ask.
His home made cover was a handful of dirt, leaves from some large mast area, some of that mast (acorns typically), a handful of carrots....and another handful of deer droppings. Into the blender it went. He tells me it becomes a 'nice paste', if done properly - that he could smear on his face, any other exposed skin and, yes, to arm pits and the grundy areas. And he leaves it on for a few days.
I believed every word of it, and I think you might too if you had a chance to look him in the eye. I didn't shake hands, though.
Odd, though - he mentioned that he was divorced.
Have any of you met this guy?
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Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Was doing a cull on a farm that was as flat as a billiard table a few years back. It was so flat and the grass was so short, you could see empty shotgun shells from 50-60yds away.
I came home and after some thought. I worked out how I could hide in full view.
Take a large sheet of corflute, a large 'natural' coloured woolen blanket, a box cutter and some contact adhesive...............................ten minutes later I had a sheep!!!!!!!!!
Well I didnt 'have' a sheep.......I made a sheep.......Not 'made' in the sense that some of you think......Maybe I should say I constructed a sheep.....yes thats it, I constructed a sheep.
Just dragged 'dolly' out of the shed and took a pic for you guys..............Here she is, looking a bit battered............battered as in she has had a hard life...........from being used so much.........as a decoy/hide damnit.
( I knew when I posted this up it was going to be hard to get the message across)
Dolly is set up with the two halves staked into the ground about 2' apart and clipped together at both the front and back. The left over blanket was draped over my shoulders and I sat between the two halves on my ammo 'Drybox'.
First day out I set "Dolly' up in the paddock just before first light and in 2 hours I had used half a slab of 12g ammo (250) and had to go back to the truck for more. Ended up using most of the second 1/2 slab and shot over 450 birds.
Here are the answers to some of the questions I had to put up with from some of the people who saw 'Dolly'
1. No, I did not put lipstick on 'Dolly'
2. She doesnt have a sister
3. She doesnt have a twin sister
4. No, you dont have to kiss her first
She is actually darker than shown in the pic, more a natural wool colour.....
I mean, please tell me you employ a rear gunner... You might never see 'em coming.
When My Aussie buddies come to stay I set her up in the spare bedroom so they will feel at home .:tooth:
I had discussed this idea with my hunting buddy GB in front of his wife at his business. She laughed hysterically at the thought. I then went home, made dolly, drove around to their place and stuck her on the front lawn. When they drove up the drive,( they live semi rural) she pointed out the neighbours sheep to GB and told him to chase it home before it ate her flowers. GB walked over, pulled Dolly out of the ground and then started laughing.
My next project was to make a Friesan silhouette and disguise the quad bike by bolting one to each side....never got around to it.
Also another peice of advise do not put fox urine in someones heater vents because it never goes away and I mean never. A buddy of mine did this to a friend and he had to scrap the car because no one would buy the car it stunk so bad.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
Have to admit, that aspect of it NEVER occurred to me. I don't think I was ever tempted to heap such abuse on myself, but this may have sealed the deal.
series of hunting stories that listed all the particulars like:
gun
ammo
cover scent
etc
Well, this lady in Texas shot a big deer and her cover scent of choice was
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