The Random Thoughts Thread

Hondo

Why do we spend so much money on inmates that have kids with several different women and will never contribute to society?

Mike A

jbp-ohio

tennmike

Why is it that grass won't grow under a cedar or pine tree, but honeysuckle thrives there and will choke said tree to death climbing it and wrapping every branch? Same for kudzu.

And how come no matter what color food you eat, it comes out brown? The exception is bubble gum; it stays pink, or whatever color, all the way through? :uhm:

Bham Shooter

breamfisher wrote: »

How did Buffco get such an attractive wife?

The same could be said about both of us.

Buffco wrote: »

Years of researching women with low self-esteem and a horrible sense of self-worth.... Then pick the prettiest one.

I still think it is ::holdshandsfarapart::

Jay

Wambli Ska wrote: »

And corn!!! One of the big mysteries of the universe, the reconstitution of corn in your digestive track...

Chilie seeds work the same way, but get your attention much better.....

jbp-ohio

Why does time at work go slower than time at home????

JerryBobCo

Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

scottd

Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

Slanteyedshootist

Tastes like chicken.

jbp-ohio

Do blondes really have more fun?

breamfisher

would they even know?

JerryBobCo

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why do we chop a tree down, only to then chop it up????

Jay

Why is Obama being allowed to start his campaign now, spending taxpayer money to get a head start on the election?

NyGunowner

Jay wrote: »

Why is Obama being allowed to start his campaign now, spending taxpayer money to get a head start on the election?

ANY politician not campaigning is in the graveyard.

they are always campaigning, every second of their lives.

Jay

True enough. But spending taxpayer money on it instead of campaign money............

Back to the random thoughts

If I was a worm, I'd sleep in every day.

sherwood

If an airplane hits the Empire State Building going 400 MPH how many bodies will land on the street below?










None! Because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

avmech

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Slanteyedshootist

Asians are really good at math...except for me.

BillyD

I only have 2 beers left. This is an emergency, it may require its own thread.

JerryBobCo

All of my random thoughts are planned.

bisley

Jay wrote: »

Why is Obama being allowed to start his campaign now, spending taxpayer money to get a head start on the election?

Because his popularity is approaching the same level as George W. Bush's, after six years of continuous, organized media bashing.

jgunpilot

I bet if you drive off a cliff halfway down you'll still be pressing on that bake pedal.

Hey, buddy! Try the emergency brake!

NN

Ok then, here are my random thoughts

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Bigslug

NyGunowner wrote: »

ANY politician not campaigning is in the graveyard.

they are always campaigning, every second of their lives.

So. . .the only good politician is a non-campaigning politician? Nice.

Jayhawker

Beef tongue for supper? No thanks, I'd rather not have something that came out of cows mouth...just fry me a couple of eggs....

sakodude

I had a random thought, but someone else posted it:silly:


Sako

orchidman

I wonder what calibre snake would enthuse over if the 270 hadnt been invented.

snake284

Re:Scott Mayer-Ice Cream has no bones

Not unless it's got almonds in it.

snake284

Been there, done that! Another winner, the 6mm Remington.

Edited to Add:

Actually, what would half the people on here do if there were no such thing as a .308? And everybody knows it isn't any good past 100 yards.......

1911fan

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

ed