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Man Attacked by Mountain Lion, Saved by Bear

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
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  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,788 Senior Member
    Now, that there is what you call, "communing with nature."
  • beartrackerbeartracker Senior Member Posts: 3,116 Senior Member
  • rbsivleyrbsivley Senior Member Posts: 1,166 Senior Member
    Good thing the bear didn't see him as a threat.
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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,434 Senior Member
    rbsivley wrote: »
    Good thing the bear didn't see him as a threat.

    No doubt, he is lucky momma bear didn't secure her perimeter, could have been out of the frying pan and into the fire.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    He bearly survived that attack.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    Now, that there is what you call, "communing with nature."

    That old timer has some real "True Grit"
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    That old timer has some real "True Grit"

    Too bad he is a confirmed panty waist, no gun.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,708 Senior Member
    Would this not be being at the wrong place at the right time?
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,708 Senior Member
    DoctorWho wrote: »
    Too bad he is a confirmed panty waist, no gun.

    Just because he don't or didn't carry a gun?
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • Mr.FMr.F Member Posts: 89 Member
    Maybe he dosn't need a gun cause he carries a bear ???
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  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Member Posts: 417 Member
    Mr.F wrote: »
    Maybe he dosn't need a gun cause he carries a bear ???

    ...what kind of holster is good for carrying a Bear?
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,387 Senior Member
    Yep! He had to "Grin and Bear" it
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,387 Senior Member
    ...what kind of holster is good for carrying a Bear?

    I think it's the same model holster for carrying a cop, but bigger.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,387 Senior Member
    Next question will be, "Why do I carry a Gun? Because a bear costs too much to feed!"
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Member Posts: 417 Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    ... a bear costs too much to feed!"

    ...really?....I thought all you have to do is let him loose in a picnic area once a day.... at least it worked fine for Yogi
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    Just because he don't or didn't carry a gun?

    Yes, a Pantywaist is a silly old bear, (Winnie the Pooh) that lives with danger, walks into danger, yet will NOT strap on a hogleg or pistol, sling a rifle / shotgun etc........
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
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