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QuinianQuinian Senior MemberPosts: 707 Senior Member

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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Hey, it matches Six-Gun's kayak!
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • QuinianQuinian Senior Member Posts: 707 Senior Member
    Hey, it matches Six-Gun's kayak!

    :roll2: I didn't even think of that
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,398 Senior Member
    The final straw for me on the zombie goofiness was the biohazard symbol turned into the reticle of an Eotech, and the fact that LEUPOLD was making a scope with a BDC tuned for Hornady Zombiemax. Three hugely reputable companies actually turning out physical product that's worthy of nothing more than an "April Fool" advertising flyer cooked up on Photoshop.

    As for a "zombie-specific" laser system for an LCP. . .if you plan to face the undead hordes with a pocket .380, then I have several items of really bad news for you. . .
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    The final straw for me on the zombie goofiness was the biohazard symbol turned into the reticle of an Eotech, and the fact that LEUPOLD was making a scope with a BDC tuned for Hornady Zombiemax. Three hugely reputable companies actually turning out physical product that's worthy of nothing more than an "April Fool" advertising flyer cooked up on Photoshop.

    As for a "zombie-specific" laser system for an LCP. . .if you plan to face the undead hordes with a pocket .380, then I have several items of really bad news for you. . .

    it's all a strategy in social conditioning, if we learn to be ticked off by the undead now, we won't be afraid of them when they do show up, thereby, preventing any chance of a zombie apocalypse every taking hold.
    zombiechase.gif
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,398 Senior Member
    Spk wrote: »
    it's all a strategy in social conditioning, if we learn to be ticked off by the undead now, we won't be afraid of them when they do show up, thereby, preventing any chance of a zombie apocalypse every taking hold.
    zombiechase.gif

    Could you POSSIBLY have left the door open any wider for comments about a Democrat majority in Congress and the voting block that gave us same?:jester:
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member
    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    As for a "zombie-specific" laser system for an LCP. . .if you plan to face the undead hordes with a pocket .380, then I have several items of really bad news for you. . .

    I think you missed the point on the Zombie LCP. It's specifically designed to use against zombie mice.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 8,155 Senior Member
    Hey, it matches Six-Gun's kayak!

    I, however, have zero plans of meeting up with a pelagic zombie!
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 8,155 Senior Member
    I think you missed the point on the Zombie LCP. It's specifically designed to use against zombie mice.

    It's all fun n' games until...

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    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,398 Senior Member
    Six-Gun wrote: »
    I, however, have zero plans of meeting up with a pelagic zombie!

    How much worse than a great white could a zombie great white be? They're small-minded killing machines already. Or did you mean undead Polynesians? Imagine the rowing routine for THAT canoe:

    Captain: "STROKE!"

    Crew: "BRAAAAAAAINS!"

    Captain: "STROKE!"

    Crew: "BRAAAAAAAINS!"
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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