Just follow instructions

VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior MemberPosts: 6,549 Senior Member
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."



Making a mental note to complain to corporate management and possibly even my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.



I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    :rotflmao::rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,982 Senior Member
    :uhm::silly::nono:
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,073 Senior Member
    I HATE when that happens!! I'm not swipping my card there!!
  • TugarTugar Senior Member Posts: 1,871 Senior Member
    Shamelessly stolen for Facebook. Good one!
    Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
    Winston Churchill
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee:
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,180 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: That's the trouble with having been in the military. You tend to do exactly as instructed/ordered without thinking! :rotflmao:
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



  • mosseybuckmosseybuck Member Posts: 464 Member
    :yikes::roll2:
    USMC '59-'65, NRA Lifer, Tennessee Squire
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