In Praise of Roads

BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 6,244 Senior Member
It’s a fully autonomous road that knows how to fill out P&L sheets and billable hours. Those roads know how to incorporate best practices and maximize returns for investors. Roads are more than happy to wade through your tax returns and ensure that you’re fully compliant but also not paying too much. Roads pay for your insurance costs in case your inventory is destroyed in an electrical fire. Roads will take care of the shop so that you don’t have to worry about spending enough time with your family.

Roads are pretty awesome, come to think of it.

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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,999 Senior Member
    What's his first name?:uhm:
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,999 Senior Member
    You need to teach your forklift to do all that.
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,999 Senior Member
    Or maybe your .270.
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,222 Senior Member
    Roads are pretty awesome. I hate bridges, though. Trolls live under the bridges and shake you down like a greedy politician looking for a campaign contribution. I prefer ferries for crossing rivers. A ferry should not be confused with a fairy, though.
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    What's his first name?:uhm:

    Dusty.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Pretty good musician!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,222 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    You just have to answer the questions three.

    Dude! That wasn't a bridge troll! That was a filthy mostly toothless idiot dressed in rags! :rotflmao:
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



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