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Obama voters are like:

SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
in Second Amendment/Politics #1
Let's keep them funny, witty, and clean eh?


Christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do ain't that bright.
Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
Wambli Ska wrote: »
I'm in love with a Glock
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,874 Senior Member
    #2
    Amoebic dysentery. Brainless, rapidly reproducing, prevalent in undeveloped areas, produces feces and not much else.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • tennmiketennmike Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    #3
    ............flesh eating bacteria. They consume the body that sustains them until it dies.
      “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Posts: 8,816 Senior Member
    #4
    Herpes!!
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  • bruchibruchi Posts: 2,581 Senior Member
    #5
    The voting majority 4 years ago and quite probably this time again, so laying "clever adjectives" at them is kinda childist IMO.

    Deal with it!
    If this post is non welcomed, I can always give you a recipe for making "tostones".
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  • EliEli Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    #6
    bruchi wrote: »
    The voting majority 4 years ago and quite probably this time again, so laying "clever adjectives" at them is kinda childist IMO.

    Deal with it!


    What's childish, is pointing out that you misspelled childish.
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  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    #7
    OH SNAP!
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    I'm in love with a Glock
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  • bruchibruchi Posts: 2,581 Senior Member
    #8
    Eli wrote: »
    What's childish, "is pointing out" that you misspelled childish.

    I admire your honesty owning up to your short comings as per the meaning of your own words above, you realize you are saying that YOU are childish?

    Also, look up the meaning of the word "agraphia", it is a very small disability but at any rate a disability, not nice to try and humiliate folks due to a disability but I am sure you have no clue on this so you are excused, ignorance sometimes does pay up.
    If this post is non welcomed, I can always give you a recipe for making "tostones".
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  • FiveSevenFiveSeven Posts: 289 Member
    #9
    Let the war of political correctness begin........ Ready....... Fight!!!!!!!!
    Only the optimists suggest that the future is uncertain. The pessimists have done the math.
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,874 Senior Member
    #10
    National Park wildlife. Always looking for handouts, eager to be photographed accepting them, and possibly still dangerous to those that feed them.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Posts: 5,486 Senior Member
    #11
    bruchi wrote: »
    not nice to try and humiliate folks due to a disability

    Wow, just wow. You play the disability card because someone called you on a misspelled word?!?!

    Let's see...Obama voters are like the mentally disabled...that's all I got.
    When our governing officials dismiss due process as mere semantics, when they exercise powers they don’t have and ignore duties they actually bear, and when we let them get away with it, we have ceased to be our own rulers.

    Adam J. McCleod


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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    #12
    :worthy::roll2::that:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
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  • EliEli Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    #13
    bruchi wrote: »

    Also, look up the meaning of the word "agraphia", it is a very small disability but at any rate a disability, not nice to try and humiliate folks due to a disability but I am sure you have no clue on this so you are excused, ignorance sometimes does pay up.

    No need, I know what agraphia is.

    Mighty presumptuous of you, wouldn't you say?

    I guess I'll just tack that characteristic onto the list with arrogant and easily butthurt, m'kay?
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #14
    Chickens voting for Col. Sanders.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • robert38-55robert38-55 Posts: 3,621 Senior Member
    #15
    Obummy voters are like flies.... Always eating crap and bothering someone.. The ignorance of Odummy voters is like a blanket that covers the Earth,and there's not a hole in the blanket anywhere.... Odummy voters: "If you took their brain and put it in a thimble, it would look like a BB in a Boxcar. Odummy supports are like the human digestive system, doesn't matter if it's a PBJ sandwich, or an expensive steak and lobster meal, either one will turn to waste/pooh in an 8 hr. time period. Odummy voters/supporters would make good poster/bill board pictures for contraceptives.
    "It is what it is":usa:
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    #16
    CaliFFL wrote: »
    ....Obama voters are like the mentally disabled...that's all I got.
    I was going to say STUPID, MORONIC or IDIOTS, but mentally disabled works too.
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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  • TeachTeach Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    #17
    Shame on you- - - - -you're going to make a whole bunch of stupid, idiot morons mad at you for insulting them!
    :nono::nono::nono:
    Jerry
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  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    #18
    Pond scum.....when the water's aren't flowing, they group, overpopulate, then cry about the smell.....when the water does flow.....they cry about not getting a chance to become established.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
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  • bruchibruchi Posts: 2,581 Senior Member
    #19
    CaliFFL wrote: »
    Wow, just wow. You play the disability card because someone called you on a misspelled word?!?!

    Let's see...Obama voters are like the mentally disabled...that's all I got.

    I'll admit it, a low blow, I just have a thing for "ignorance" and I do stupid things due to this, got to apply more attention to the spell check and from now on it is open season on anyone with a handicap, be it small or big one, no point laying any consideration on anyone with "bad luck".
    If this post is non welcomed, I can always give you a recipe for making "tostones".
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  • Gators960608Gators960608 Posts: 47 Member
    #20
    SirGeorgeKillian wrote: »
    Let's keep them funny, witty, and clean eh?


    Christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do ain't that bright.

    Been on Google lately? LoL
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  • snake284-1snake284-1 Posts: 2,500 Senior Member
    #21
    Obummer Voters? If their brains was Gasoline, they wouldn't have enough to start a Piss Ant Motor Bike!!!
    I'm Just a Radical Right Wing Nutt Job, Trying to Help Save My Country!
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  • snake284-1snake284-1 Posts: 2,500 Senior Member
    #22
    Obummer Voters are like, "The lights are on, but Nobody's home!"
    I'm Just a Radical Right Wing Nutt Job, Trying to Help Save My Country!
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  • tennmiketennmike Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    #23
    .........toxic waste. If an Obama voter falls into a pond you have to skim the stupid off it for a week.
      “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
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  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,438 Senior Member
    #24
    I aint gonna play this game.

    My Mum raised me right and taught me not to poke fun at the ignorant, the stupid and those mentally challenged............
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
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  • snake284-1snake284-1 Posts: 2,500 Senior Member
    #25
    Obama voters act like they've been eating psilocybin mushrooms. They get really high and see spaceships and things over not much of anything. This isn't meant to be funny, just a good analogy.
    Because there's nothing much funny about anybody voting for Obummer. This guy wants to fix things that ain't broke and replace them with things that are.
    I'm Just a Radical Right Wing Nutt Job, Trying to Help Save My Country!
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    #26
    Teach wrote: »
    Shame on you- - - - -you're going to make a whole bunch of stupid, idiot morons mad at you for insulting them!
    Damn, I don't want to piss off 47% of the country.
    :silly::silly::punch:
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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