I'd like to thank the no-load pencil-neck blankity-blanks from my company who decided to quit en-masse, and those I've found sleeping on the job at the beginning of their shifts.

Obviously you have no idea just how privileged it is to work unsupervised, having people count on your integrity to get the job done....nor do you possess the common sense that comes with realizing that your inaction was caught on security cameras placed throughout the facilities in which we service.

Thanks to you, I and others from special services will be assisting your team directors in covering the positions which you felt just wasn't worth the paycheck or the wonky hours you knew about and agreed upon with your employment. We will be studying the situation carefully and engage in redirection and planning, in order that this situation doesn't happen again.

Although I will be missing another new episode of The Walking Dead, and probably get a few hours sleep between your shifts and mine I would like to take this time to thank you for the overtime and requisite pay.....and the unit solidarity and espirit de corps that will be forthcoming when the people who are left, chip in to get through a hellish opportunity to succeed!

I would also like to thank you for helping me revisit my youth in the armed services by reminding me of working around the clock in order to just get the job done......for our customers, without whose appreciation, we would not receive payment for our services.

I would be remiss in excluding that your actions have inspired one of your directors to put in his notice because he just spent the last 30 days with no day off, covering for those that preceded you in a like scenario, and then you go and pull this stunt.....way to go girls and boys!

So in conclusion, I will cast a friendly wave towards you when I see you preparing my Big Mac or Egg McMuffin.....whenever the time is I'll get to grab a bite to eat......and I'll think about the 8.8 percent unemployment rate, and reflect upon the plethora of job postings I myself found just not on Craigslist, but also the employment search tools and companies available to you...my fellow Americans, who just don't either want to actually "work", or don't appreciate the value and self-esteem that comes with actually having a job when so many others are up the creek without a paddle.

Again, I wanted to thank you profusely before I get in a little nap before starting the work-week in a few hours. >^I^^ :yousuck: