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  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Is that a newly required question?
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • gatorgator Posts: 1,746 Senior Member
    I bet there is gel in his hair right now!

    Hey I use hair gel.......only cause they don't make Butch Wax anymore!

    And Cheetos should be in their own food group.
    USMC 80-84
    -96 lbs
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Figured you for a Dapper Dan man Gator.....:tooth: I can't eat Cheetos anymore ever since that "Cheeto-munchin' Nancy boy" title came up.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,636 Senior Member
    Nancy-boy!


    "We prance with pride!":wink:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Just stay out of pictures with spandex unless they're on the girl...ok? And I don't mean "people of Walmart" in case you wanna get froggy with it!....lol!
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,636 Senior Member
    I've had my issues, but I am proud to say that I am spandex free for the better part of the last decade.

    You're welcome. :tooth:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Thank you! I won't begrudge a man for wearing biking shorts when he's bicycling.....that's just "work out gear", and I'm guilty as well......just no pictures of it...right!?
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • gatorgator Posts: 1,746 Senior Member
    Figured you for a Dapper Dan man Gator.....:tooth: I can't eat Cheetos anymore ever since that "Cheeto-munchin' Nancy boy" title came up.

    I still eat me some cheetos just not in public :jester:
    USMC 80-84
    -96 lbs
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Dear Lord that opens the Forum up for....you guessed it.....Cheeto-Porn!...:rotflmao:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    From Fat Billy to Nancy-boy. I'm making progress! Just remember when in a Turkish prison, Don't drop the soap!"imoit: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • DanChamberlainDanChamberlain Posts: 3,395 Senior Member
    I'm betting I'm the only one here who's actually seen the inside of a Turkish prison. Back in 80 I had to interview a Turk prisoner in the death of an American Airman.
    It's a source of great pride for me, that when my name is googled, one finds book titles and not mug shots. Daniel C. Chamberlain
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Were the showers nice? Just asking. :head: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,636 Senior Member
    Thank you! I won't begrudge a man for wearing biking shorts when he's bicycling.....that's just "work out gear", and I'm guilty as well......just no pictures of it...right!?

    Wasn't just for you...sort of a community service thing! :roll2:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    I'm betting I'm the only one here who's actually seen the inside of a Turkish prison. Back in 80 I had to interview a Turk prisoner in the death of an American Airman.

    Nope....not the only one. Major Wolff and I got the duty of escorting an Airman from Incirlik back to Frankfurt for processing out....Since we were halfway there in Macedonia and we held the only CJ degrees in the 3 ID and we were the only Officer/NCO team moving as a sole unit.....he was still locally held, but released to Incer under armed guard....When I asked why the MPs or CID couldn't do it.....I was told that we were in TDY status, and could be "flexed" for movement a lot easier....the Army system is a woman.....can't figure it out. That was Nov '93....

    BTW.....American prisons are McDonald's compared to that S-hole and America have some true psychopaths in them, Serviced Sterling Max in Colorado...so I've seen them.....something about how they look at you there in Turkey makes you uneasy...maybe is was being an American service member.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • NNNN Posts: 25,200 Senior Member
    Well, I have not been in a Turkish prison; but, I have been in the
    one at Da Nang in '69 and that is close enough.
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    That counts! Been jailed in KY myself.....roll "dueling banjos" Got out with my cornhole intact....re Office Space...:tooth:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,636 Senior Member
    Fat Billy wrote: »
    From Fat Billy to Nancy-boy. I'm making progress! Just remember when in a Turkish prison, Don't drop the soap!"imoit: Later,


    Not positive, but reasonably certain the nancy-boy was directed at me...it does serve as an example of how threads can degrade. Speaking of degrade, do you think this thread makes it? :tooth:

    I've got a million of 'em....
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    total degrade.....but you're good in my book CGG.....it was just smart- on smart- with you and I.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,636 Senior Member
    Heck, it's all good brother! I knew 'twas in jest...besides, there's no shame in Cheetos or bein Nancy-fied!
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
    I'm thinking that Mr. Billy will fit right in. Fat does seem sort of an odd first name, though.

    Regardless, welcome aboard.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Thanks Jerry, The name is designed to derail the dummys. I am not a slim person so by saying Fat and taking away their only ready insult they are disarmed and helpless. One question, are the Arabs in your signature on the first date? Just asking. :uhm: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • robert38-55robert38-55 Posts: 3,621 Senior Member
    Stick around Billy, and you will see this is much more than a gun site. We talk about all kinds of stuff here...

    :that::agree:
    "It is what it is":usa:
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
    Fat Billy wrote: »
    Thanks Jerry, The name is designed to derail the dummys. I am not a slim person so by saying Fat and taking away their only ready insult they are disarmed and helpless. One question, are the Arabs in your signature on the first date? Just asking. :uhm: Later,

    Thank you for commenting on my signature. I really have no clue as to how many dates these particular Arabs have had or eaten. The line is from the old TV comedy Laugh-In.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • stepmacstepmac Posts: 172 Member
    coolgunguy wrote: »
    Speak for yourself, Cheetos is good eats!

    Yeeessss; but only for a handfull or two. After a third or forth you feel kind of queezy and with another you feel as if you are about to see the entire meal in your lap or on your shoes. Then there is that stuff that gets on your hands and fingers. You can't rub it onto your shirt or pants, you have to lick it off. What do you suppose comes with it?

    I too love Cheetos but for a few bites. Oh, do you know there is a name for that orange stuff that gets on your fingers? It's called "Cheetle".
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