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robert38-55
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Funny signs that you have seen on store windows.
robert38-55
Posts: 3,621 Senior Member
Just for giggles and grins what's the funniest or most unusall slogans/logo's you have seen on store windows? Here are some I recall:
Sign in a butcher shop: Dick's meat,you can't beat Dick's meat. Another butcher shop: 'We will sell no swine,before it's time." Sign on a second day old bread store:
We have your dough(money) Get it? Name of a small Mom & Pop restuarant: Squat & Cluck.(they had some of the best fried chicken I ever ate.)
Signs that should be on every morgue: You kill 'em, we chill 'em. You stab 'em,we slab 'em. We make our riches,putting people in ditches. God knows we are the last to let you down. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
Sign in a butcher shop: Dick's meat,you can't beat Dick's meat. Another butcher shop: 'We will sell no swine,before it's time." Sign on a second day old bread store:
We have your dough(money) Get it? Name of a small Mom & Pop restuarant: Squat & Cluck.(they had some of the best fried chicken I ever ate.)
Signs that should be on every morgue: You kill 'em, we chill 'em. You stab 'em,we slab 'em. We make our riches,putting people in ditches. God knows we are the last to let you down. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
"It is what it is":usa:
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The oddity being, why single out chain saws among all the possible items?
And a sign on a small restaurant: "Chinese Food". Nothing else.
Regarding the morgue signs, I've never seen anything similar to those listed -- I'm pretty certain it's just clever humor by a Borscht Belt jokewriter.
The autopsy room in the big hospital room where I worked had a regular printed sign "No Food Or Drink Allowed" beneath which some sarcastic path resident had written "Cadavers Excepted".
And, this is absolute fact, I've seen pals in Houston Homicide wear these t-shirts: On the back, a large cartoon vulture, lurking on a tree branch and looking hungry. On the front, "Houston Homicide -- Our Day Begins When Yours Ends"
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LOL, I guess!
Jerry
Samzhere wrote:
I think your right on,Sam, I haven't ever actually seen them in a morgue either, thats why I said these should be in a morgue. Anyway,I don't remember were I saw those, a book IIRC. But then again at my age I can't recall what I ate for dinner last night either......:tooth::jester::rotflmao:
"For those with short stacks, and low manifold pressure,please taxi in close."
I was looking at an Aviation Supply magazine one day and came across an ad for the company that makes those orange balls you might see attached to overhead power and phone lines. These balls are used a lot in and around big farms where crop dusting is common in the summer. The caption under the orange balls read this:
"Your balls,saved my life."
Winston Churchill
Jerry
If you have to ask, you probably are.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
NRA Endowment Member
In bold letters, were the words "I was so <effing> stupid".
Below it, in small letters, was "then I broke up with her".
I was surprised to see something like that in public. I guess the world is becoming more and more crass.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
My local pub has excellent graffiti. Sure, the usual stuff, but there are also some clever cartoons and genuinely funny but original scribblings. One, a nihlist creation simply said "Black Rags", while a Zen message was "There is a cat in the window".
Add-on graffiti are often rude and childish, but years back, in a lab bathroom of a college I was attending were 3 graffiti, one beneath the other:
"Jesus is the answer!"
"Well, what was the question?"
"Who is Matty Alou's brother?"
We were however doing a revisionist version, and the director upgraded the story line to show Giovanni as a wealthy aristocrat during the Mexican revolutionary period of the early 20th century. When it comes time for The Don to meet his fate, instead of dragging him to Hell, the avenging stone statue plants Giovanni against a wall, and we in the chorus, not as demons but as commoners, kill him via firing squad.
So a few days into rehearsals, all of us in the chorus show up with t-shirts "I Shot Don Giovanni". Only 12 of those in existence and a fun inside joke.
Yea, good one ghostsniper. Again, when I was looking through an Aviation publication, I came across and ad for a company that repairs bladder type,Goodyear BTC-39 rubber fuel cells. Their ad read as follows. "Hartwig fuel cell repair, The best place in the world to take a Leak."
Samzhere wrote:
Thanks Sam, and you Sir are 100% correct.
Ears pierced while you wait.
How else are you going to do it?
I liked the name of a pediatrist just down the street from the jewelry shop: It was Dr. D.O. Durant; now there's a pediatrist with a speciality!
I thought the "Wishy Washy" laundrymatt said something to me.
"If your parents,didn't have any children,then you probably won't either."
Al