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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,327 Senior Member

  March 2013 #2

  How stiff is the penalty for stealing Viagra? Length of sentence?

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• SirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,463 Senior Member

  March 2013 #3

  cpj wrote: »

  Yes, but only for four hours.

  
  Well, they are still hardened criminals after 4 hours, they are supposed to consult a physician.

  Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!

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• terminator012 Senior Member Posts: 3,930 Senior Member

  March 2013 #4

  They may be found sitting in a bath tub. Oh wait, that's the other one.

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• 5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member

  March 2013 #5

  Bigslug wrote: »

  How stiff is the penalty for stealing Viagra? Length of sentence?

  
  I hear its a pretty hard penalty, with a looooooooong sentence.

  God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!

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• coolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,632 Senior Member

  March 2013 #6

  5280 shooter II wrote: »

  I hear its a pretty hard penalty, with a looooooooong sentence.

  
  Penetrating analysis, but what was the thrust of your investigation?

  "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
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• 5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member

  March 2013 #7

  coolgunguy wrote: »

  Penetrating analysis, but what was the thrust of your investigation?

  
  To bone up on my knowledge of the law, I had to do some deep investigation along a slippery slope into the rabbit hole.

  God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!

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• Fat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member

  March 2013 #8

  The shipment was stolen by a nursing home. They use Viagra to keep the old men from rolling out of bed at night. Groan X 2. :conehead: Later,

  Fat Billy
  
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• jbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,664 Senior Member

  March 2013 #9

  I stole them. Took one last nite and it got stuck in my throat. Had a stiff neck for 4 hours!
  
  Ba-dum-bum

  "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson

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• coolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,632 Senior Member

  March 2013 #10

  5280 shooter II wrote: »

  To bone up on my knowledge of the law, I had to do some deep investigation along a slippery slope into the rabbit hole.

  
  
  Sounds like a pain, but I'm sure you gave it your all. Are you relieved now that those hard times are over?

  "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
  George Carlin

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