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French raise terrorism threat level! (joke)

samzheresamzhere BannedPosts: 10,923 Senior Member
Based on possible intelligence reports of terrorist activity, the French have raised their terrorism threat level from 4 to 3. The levels are:

4: Run
3: Hide

leaving only 2 more levels:

2: Surrender
1: Collaborate

("borrowed" from a John Sandford "Prey" novel)


  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Q: Why are the boulevards in France all lined with trees?

    A: The German army likes to march in the shade!

  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    What the French said when the Germans arrived during WW2. "Table for 100,000?" :cool: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,663 Senior Member
    Oldie but goodie from Letterman circa 1990 (before he went complete Libtard)...... #9 should be #1

    Top 10 Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification

    10. Dialing 911.
    9. Installing speed bumps to slow down Panzers.
    8. Cutting bedsheets into convenient easy-to-wave white rectangles.
    7. Watching twice as many Jerry Lewis movies just to keep their
    spirits up.
    6. Stockpiling Blistex so they can kiss plenty of German butt.
    5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
    4. Going a really, really long time without bathing.
    3. Suddenly acting all chummy with Chuck Norris.
    2. Practicing running backwards and blowing kisses.
    1. Developing top secret stealth cheese.
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • ddrillerddriller Member Posts: 77 Member
    Did you hear about the new French tank-it has 5 speeds-1 forward and 4 in reverse
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