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Bumper stickers I'd never put on my car
'Honk If You Are Horny'
'Keep Tailgating And I'll Flip Buggers On Your Windshield'
'Keep Honking While I Reload'
'My Child Is An Honor Student In First Grade At XXXX School' (little brat actually did his school work and behaved at school) Who cares!
'Obama'
Well this place has about any kind a person could imagine.
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'Keep Tailgating And I'll Flip Buggers On Your Windshield'
'Keep Honking While I Reload'
'My Child Is An Honor Student In First Grade At XXXX School' (little brat actually did his school work and behaved at school) Who cares!
'Obama'
Well this place has about any kind a person could imagine.
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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I can tell you first hand that a Wendy's shake to the windshield will stop a tailgater quick fast and in a hurry.
Dropping a handful of sharpened metal jacks works really well if someone needs to lose a tailgater while riding a motorcycle. Or so I've heard.
Adam J. McCleod
My category for this is "any" and "all". Just never really been a fan of stickers on my vehicle.
A buddy of mine throws a handful of marbles over his shoulder. They make nice dings in windshields.
Taurus 605 .357, Ruger .45 Vaquero, Colt frontier commemorative .22 SA, Pietta 1860 .44 snubnose
Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
NRA Endowment Member
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NRA Life Member
The ones that proclaim "Protected by S&W" or similar are equally stupid. The sticker really says "Wait till the car's unoccupied. Gun inside"
I have always hated the old "Child of Board" stickers. What is that supposed to imply, that I'm driving along, and I see this car I want to smash into, and at the last moment, I see the sign and take a pass, and choose another car? Duh. Plus that you normally see the car's got no kid inside anyway.
I've tried to avoid political bumper stickers for my cars, mostly because my driving is so, er, "brisk" that I don't want to offend someone who'll then declaim that I support "that idiot".
Back some years ago I did however have the sticker "AuH2O 1964" based on that Democrats wouldn't comprehend the message anyway.
The only sticker I have nowdays is my "100 Club" sticker, but that's very common in the Houston area. The "100 Club" is a charity that helps survivor families from first responders and LEOs who've died in the line of duty. 100 Club has branch charities in other cities now, a good thing. Rumor is that a 100 Club sticker can get you out of a small traffic offense.
A good ticket to jail, too.
But a tailgater to a motorcycle? That's what your throttle is for. Zoom, bye bye. If a bike can't outrun a truck or car, a new bike is needed.
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Jerry
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Best anti-tailgating thing I know of is a load of cattle in a cattle trailer, and the ones in the rear of the trailer have to take a 'bathroom break'. Nothing like a little liquid green fertilizer hitting the grille and windshield to motivate a tailgater to either pass or back off. Especially if the wind blows some into an open window.
― Douglas Adams
"If they call it tourist season then why can't I hunt them?"
AKA: Former Founding Member
The guy behind me has no effect on my vehicle...
- OU - Oklahoma Sooners
- Dallas Star - Cowboys fan
- Springfield and ruger stickers - never leave my weapon in the car
- B-52 - Peace the old fashion way
I used to have PING, Taylormade and Motiv - when I was more into golf and bowling. Still play golf, but gave up bowling.
Been there, done that. Insurance covered it, but it's a huge hassle/inconvenience.
The local response was a bumper sticker that said " If you love NY, take I 95 north!"
D
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
Jerry
A half full chawin' terbaccy spit cup is a good tailgaiter deterrent. Windshield washer fluid seems to have no effect on it, and the wipers make a really greasy smear. Not that I'd know about such shenanigans. :roll:
― Douglas Adams
Possible but I think unlikely. These stickers were meant to warn other drivers to behave safely around the Volvo with the little sign.
A pal of mine was a printer, and he ran off a bunch of circular peel-off stickers about 3" diameter with a big drawing of a wood screw. He passed out a bunch to us and we used them to great fun.
You'd find an "I (heart) something" bumper sticker and paste the wood screw over the heart.
Worked particularly well for pro football teams or breeds of large dogs.