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Bumper stickers I'd never put on my car

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
'Honk If You Are Horny'

'Keep Tailgating And I'll Flip Buggers On Your Windshield'

'Keep Honking While I Reload'

'My Child Is An Honor Student In First Grade At XXXX School' (little brat actually did his school work and behaved at school) Who cares!

'Obama'

Well this place has about any kind a person could imagine.

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I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »

    'Keep Tailgating And I'll Flip Buggers On Your Windshield'

    I can tell you first hand that a Wendy's shake to the windshield will stop a tailgater quick fast and in a hurry.
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 5,486 Senior Member
    I can tell you first hand that a Wendy's shake to the windshield will stop a tailgater quick fast and in a hurry.

    Dropping a handful of sharpened metal jacks works really well if someone needs to lose a tailgater while riding a motorcycle. Or so I've heard.
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  • EliEli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Bumper stickers I'd never put on my car ......


    My category for this is "any" and "all". Just never really been a fan of stickers on my vehicle.
  • GunnerK19GunnerK19 Senior Member Posts: 1,093 Senior Member
    CaliFFL wrote: »
    Dropping a handful of sharpened metal jacks works really well if someone needs to lose a tailgater while riding a motorcycle. Or so I've heard.

    A buddy of mine throws a handful of marbles over his shoulder. They make nice dings in windshields.
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  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Anything related to guns that would cause a break in. I'm not into bumperstickers since it labels the driver as a ****** or a *********** or worse. I use a stealthy approach and act normal while keeping my car gun at hand. :guns: Later,
    Fat Billy

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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    I'm careful of what I put on my bumpers. I have a friend that's a good Christian lady that has a bit of a temper and one day at a red light a car honked from behind her. She got pissed and flipped the bird. LOL Then she rememebered her bumper sticker, "Honk if You Love Jesus"
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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    I don't do bumper stickers. I did, however, have a pleasant conversation with an LEO at a late-night checkpoint when he noticed the ASLET sticker in the window of my Jeep.
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  • USUFBUSUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    My category for this is "any" and "all". Just never really been a fan of stickers on my vehicle.

    +1
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  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    The ones that make me laugh are "Powered by Bud" or "Powered by Coors". And the guy driving will always wonder why the cop pulled him over for a quick check at 2am.

    The ones that proclaim "Protected by S&W" or similar are equally stupid. The sticker really says "Wait till the car's unoccupied. Gun inside"

    I have always hated the old "Child of Board" stickers. What is that supposed to imply, that I'm driving along, and I see this car I want to smash into, and at the last moment, I see the sign and take a pass, and choose another car? Duh. Plus that you normally see the car's got no kid inside anyway.

    I've tried to avoid political bumper stickers for my cars, mostly because my driving is so, er, "brisk" that I don't want to offend someone who'll then declaim that I support "that idiot".

    Back some years ago I did however have the sticker "AuH2O 1964" based on that Democrats wouldn't comprehend the message anyway.

    The only sticker I have nowdays is my "100 Club" sticker, but that's very common in the Houston area. The "100 Club" is a charity that helps survivor families from first responders and LEOs who've died in the line of duty. 100 Club has branch charities in other cities now, a good thing. Rumor is that a 100 Club sticker can get you out of a small traffic offense.
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    CaliFFL wrote: »
    Dropping a handful of sharpened metal jacks works really well if someone needs to lose a tailgater while riding a motorcycle. Or so I've heard.

    A good ticket to jail, too.

    But a tailgater to a motorcycle? That's what your throttle is for. Zoom, bye bye. If a bike can't outrun a truck or car, a new bike is needed.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Sam, I think Baby On Board (I saw a lot in Europe) is in case of an accident they would know to look for a baby.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    I had a couple on my car in the 90s...."Charlton Heston Is My President" (Clinton was in office) And "Arrive Alive Carry A .45" (a take off on Florida's safety slogan of drive safely and arrive alive.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,750 Senior Member
    "Hang up and drive!"
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 8,326 Senior Member
    Whenever I see a "Obama/Biden" sticker, I want to rear end the car, really hard!!
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    The Freightliner I drove for a while sported a sticker that said "Independent Trucker- - - -I'd rather have a sister in a cathouse than a brother in the Teamsters!" That one was always good for a few one-fingered salutes from "organized" drivers!
    Jerry
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    Wouldn't do any good Big Al, those people are already mentally damaged.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    I don't do bumper stickers. :tooth:

    Best anti-tailgating thing I know of is a load of cattle in a cattle trailer, and the ones in the rear of the trailer have to take a 'bathroom break'. Nothing like a little liquid green fertilizer hitting the grille and windshield to motivate a tailgater to either pass or back off. Especially if the wind blows some into an open window.
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  • horselipshorselips Senior Member Posts: 3,628 Senior Member
    NO BUMPER STICKERS. They can wreck your chances of being empanelled on a jury. And I love it when I get empanelled. if I was ever to have a bumper sticker, it would have to be a true classic like "Gas, Grass or A _ _, Nobody Rides Free."
  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,684 Senior Member
    I live in a huge tourist area, I always wanted a bumper sticker I saw a few years back.

    "If they call it tourist season then why can't I hunt them?"
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,722 Senior Member
    Popular one around some parks in Central Florida: "Not All Of Us Are Here On Vacation."
    Overkill is underrated.
  • centermass556centermass556 Senior Member Posts: 3,534 Senior Member
    I have never understood the tailgating paranoia from car/truck drivers...I understand completely why bikers have it.

    The guy behind me has no effect on my vehicle...
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  • fufufufu Member Posts: 36 Member
    I have a couple on my vehicle.

    - OU - Oklahoma Sooners
    - Dallas Star - Cowboys fan
    - Springfield and ruger stickers - never leave my weapon in the car
    - B-52 - Peace the old fashion way

    I used to have PING, Taylormade and Motiv - when I was more into golf and bowling. Still play golf, but gave up bowling.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,722 Senior Member
    I have never understood the tailgating paranoia from car/truck drivers...I understand completely why bikers have it.

    The guy behind me has no effect on my vehicle...
    Until you brake and he plows into you. Then you're out not having a vehicle until it's repaired and might have some soreness from the accident with a possible sore neck or back.

    Been there, done that. Insurance covered it, but it's a huge hassle/inconvenience.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    years ago there were a ton of I "heart" NY stickers around the South Florida area.

    The local response was a bumper sticker that said " If you love NY, take I 95 north!"

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    A pint of used motor oil into the exhaust pipe will discourage most tailgaters. The stuff that doesn't burn into a massive blue cloud of smoke puts a greasy film onto the jerk's windshield that takes a determined cleanup job to remove. It's a simple pushbutton switch and solenoid valve modification.
    Jerry
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 22,629 Senior Member
    I have 2 stickers on my truck "Yes, this is my truck. NO, I won't help you move" and the Square and Compasses

    I also printed off a something I saw online and have it taped to the inside of the rear window, It has 4 pictures and the caption under them say, "Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life, Anti Obama"
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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 17,735 Senior Member
    I used to work with a gal that had a "Warning, I Brake for Animals" sticker on her car, I replaced it with an exact duplicate that read "Warning, I Don't Brake for a Damn Thing"... she never noticed...
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,023 Senior Member
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    So far the drop ball hitch on my 3/4 ton 4WD diesel truck has punctured 2 grilles/radiators and bent the hoods on a couple of cars. Only damage was they knocked some rust off the drop part of the hitch and scratched the trailer ball. Not my fault I had to slow down because of a wreck in front of me. It wasn't the Indy 500 and they weren't Mario Andretti.

    A half full chawin' terbaccy spit cup is a good tailgaiter deterrent. Windshield washer fluid seems to have no effect on it, and the wipers make a really greasy smear. Not that I'd know about such shenanigans. :roll:
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  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Sam, I think Baby On Board (I saw a lot in Europe) is in case of an accident they would know to look for a baby.

    Possible but I think unlikely. These stickers were meant to warn other drivers to behave safely around the Volvo with the little sign.
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