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The Al-Gebra Movement

bhl2506bhl2506 Senior MemberPosts: 1,989 Senior Member
Another stolen joke! The Al-Gebra Movement.



A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘”Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.” They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as “unknowns”, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle’.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow
Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.

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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Senior Member Posts: 2,725 Senior Member
    Posted to be funny, and it is, but sadly it also accurately expresses the mentality of many of our so-called leaders today.
  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 1,989 Senior Member
    Posted to be funny, and it is, but sadly it also accurately expresses the mentality of many of our so-called leaders today.

    Yes sir. I never thought I would see this kind of goverment in the USA.
    Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Oh to hell with politics.....I thought that joke was hilarious! :rotflmao:

    Thanks for the laugh! :up:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    That's funny! :roll2:

    That Al-Gebra bunch is some bad folks. But they're lightweights compared to the Cal-Culus sect. The sect is actually made up of two distinct sects; the Integral Cal-Culus sect, and the Differential Cal-Culus sect. They can usually be seen carrying calculators with graphing capabilities, and speak in hushed tones about a secret code called 'derivatives'. The FBI hasn't been able to gather much information on them as they speak in an unknown language known only to the Cal-Culus sect. The FBI has tracked at least several million of this sect over several decades and is no nearer any real understanding of them. The FBI lists all members of the Cal-Culus sect as possible enemies of the state.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Hey don't forget the People's Ge-Ometry Liberation faction.......they actually make sense to a lot of people and are easy to understand. They're known to work in areas and angles.....very daunting for a Government trying to control them!
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
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