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  • shushshush Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Thank God we became silly, and handed your asses to you on a silver platter.

    Becoming silly is nothing like becoming a silly billy, even Very silly is not close. How you might say..... ''it is a whole different ball game'':p


    I can actually hear that.:roll2::roll2::roll2:

    Just a phew pick nicks;:whip2:

    '' You can thank us by buying a Big Mac for 10 pds British.''

    Big Mac ..£2.59, I did look that up.

    '' we created the Metric System which you use''

    Metric System? I am still on groats, florins, roods and furlongs:roll:

    Although I think it was originally based on the mètre des Archives and the kilogramme des Archives, France 1799.

    ''Oh, and we can purchase petrol in Gallons for the same price you pay in a Liter........snicker!''

    Gas is around £6.5 a gallon over here at the moment.$10.50+:yikes:

    '' ........more tea?''

    Should read.... '' more tea vicar ''

    Other than that 10/10.:up::jester:
  • shushshush Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Well, if you are going to speak English, speak English.


    That scene was scripted by Buffco, I think.:tooth:
    Buffco wrote: »
    And my Cockney slang is perfect. Nobody is supposed to understand it, not even the people you're speaking to. :D


    This is more like it;
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    What's amazing to me is a south Georgia redneck knows more Cockney slang than a resident Brit.
  • shushshush Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    What's amazing to me is a south Georgia redneck knows more Cockney slang than a resident Brit.

    Only in your world mate.:buff2:

    and here;
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    True story........"No ****, there I was"......

    I went up to Canada....Camp Wainwright between Calgary and Edmonton, for a training exercise, "Rendezvous '92".....squad mates and I spent the month prior delving into Monty Python. Our Cockney imitation was so spot on that a Canadian Sgt Major asked if my parents were Kipper? And you gotta love this guy.....full Kilt with the socks, and floppy hat with the red fuzzball on top.........total Caddyshack greenskeeper!

    Now what do we do about Canada!!!??? Specifically the eastern part.....we have enough French silliness in Nah 'Orleens, and embraced french fries, french dip, french dipped Arby's and french kissing around the rest of the block.......I say send them back too.........and take Celine Dion with you!..........:tooth: Heck, even their own countrymen don't like them!

    But all French bashing is in jest.........Napoleon was broke and let us super-size the country......then we sent a couple guys out to scout it......eventually someone got to the left end of it and realized one, we cant' go any farther because "I see a big lake", and two,......."damned Spanish beat us to it, I really hate their boats!".....boat envy!!!!! And........ heer thar be Russians! Along with "who are all these little brown people with squinty eyes!? They kinda look like the guys working the railroad jobs, but they talk funny and don't seem to like noodle soup"........:uhm:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    I love the cock ney accent.
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