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  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,763 Senior Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    Mere scratches. But if he'd titled the thread, "I scratched myself", NOBODY would have looked! :rotflmao:

    The visual that brings to mind......is not a pretty one.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I ain't zipped my bag since 6th grade. Don't remember doing it before then. But I DAMN SURE remember doing it that time. I was at school. Still remember the restroom I was in. Still remember shouting something that rhymes with duck.
    Ain't done it since. I'm a quick learner when it comes to my junk.

    This wasn't the bag.
  • agewonagewon Senior Member Posts: 655 Senior Member
    Wow, next you'll be showing us your gash.
  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Senior Member Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Funny story, that. You've all seen that scene in There's Something About Mary? The one with Ben Stiller before prom?

    Happened to me the other day. Not prom, the zipper.

    It's true what they say. It's just as bad coming back down as it is zipping up.

    Aha, I knew that happened AFTER you saw alpha's pics.
    Teach your children to love guns, they'll never be able to afford drugs
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,251 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    You mock my pain.

    Of course. It's not like you fought off an attack by R.O.U.S.s or anything.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    I've done worse getting attacked when clearing multifluora rose bushes in the fence line, and saw briers. Buck up, Buttercup. :tooth:
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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    I'm worried about scarring. Checking with a plastic surgeon in the morning.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,158 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    I'm worried about scarring. Checking with a plastic surgeon in the morning.


    Have him look at that cut on your hand while you're there.....
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Senior Member Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    I'm worried about scarring. Checking with a plastic surgeon in the morning.

    Is he or she a Carny specialist? if not you know who to ask for a referral.
    Teach your children to love guns, they'll never be able to afford drugs
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,574 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Couldn't find it. Wife was meddling in the tools.

    You lose even more man card points for only having one utility knife. More still for not knowing where it is.
    Good job on closing off the garage for the kids. Quit scratching your tender little self.
  • Miss MaryMiss Mary Senior Member Posts: 733 Senior Member
    Ok sweetie, looks like it's time for sympathy!

    When our kids would get Boo-Boos that weren't really serious, the following would take place:

    Accompanying the following would be a series of progressively bigger hugs with a lot of rocking type shaking, voice has to crescendo ever increasing in volume and silly sounds, hard to describe but fun by the time we were done.....

    "Ah poor little baby"......hug....."Bless its little heart"....hug & rock......"God love it".....This one is where the rocking shake really gets exaggerated as well as the voice getting really loud & draw out the God as Goooodddd love it! By then the kids were squirming to get away from me and all of us were laughing our heads off! (Wish you were here, much more effective in person, but hope that helped!)

    To this day when the kids have a case of "Ain't it awful", and I ask do you want some "sympathy", they back up saying "NO!" and then we all crack up laughing.

    Meanwhile cyber kiss for the Boo-Boo, now put some triple anti biotic ointment on it and keep it clean.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Thanks Mrs Mary. It feels all better now. :tooth:
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,711 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Thanks Mrs Mary. It feels all better now. :tooth:
    So you get your wa wa treatment after all.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,158 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Funny story, that. You've all seen that scene in There's Something About Mary? The one with Ben Stiller before prom?

    Happened to me the other day. Not prom, the zipper.

    It's true what they say. It's just as bad coming back down as it is zipping up.

    If you would quit wearing the super tight jeans...........

    jeans2.jpg
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,574 Senior Member
    And quit wearing you underwear on your noggin...
  • HAWKENHAWKEN Senior Member Posts: 1,720 Senior Member
    Suck it up buttercup, its a long way from your heart..........Robin
    I don't often talk to people that voted for Obama, but when I do I order large fries!
    Life member of the American Legion, the VFW, the NRA and the Masonic Lodge, retired LEO
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,087 Senior Member
    poor ginger....
    I feel your pain, I cut myself today:tissue:

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    :rotflmao:
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • dlkdlk Member Posts: 419 Member
    No, this is a cut...
    http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/dlkiller/80th014.jpg
    Eight stitches worth.
    STEALTH COMPETENT

    I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 16,916 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Happened to me the other day. Not prom, the zipper.

    It's true what they say. It's just as bad coming back down as it is zipping up.

    DO NOT......UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Post any pictures of your injured member....just sayin.....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    DO NOT......UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Post any pictures of your injured member....just sayin.....

    Forum limit for pic size is too restrictive, so no worries.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    I didn't realize this forum had a minimum picture size! :jester:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,249 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Forum limit for pic size is too restrictive, so no worries.

    I didn't know you had access to an electron microscope......
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,493 Senior Member
    I didn't know you had access to an electron microscope......
    Even then if he increased the size for us to see anything, it would be too pixelated.
    Overkill is underrated.
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