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Man who fathered 98 kids offers free sex service

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
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I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,135 Senior Member
    Wait until those offspring get older. Nothing like a dude unknowingly hooking up with one of his many many half sisters that will be out there as an adult.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,721 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    As a public service, I freely offer myself to perform this duty. It's a quick process, so you don't worry about scheduling. If you have two minutes, we can get it done.

    The MOzambique two stroke short horn.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,721 Senior Member
    I wish you luck in your endeavor.
    What kind of advertising are you going to use?
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,561 Senior Member
    It's estimated that 0.5% of today's world population is descended from Genghis Khan. Sounds like this guy is well on his way to being a worthy competitor, without all that labor-intensive burning and pillaging.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    It's estimated that 0.5% of today's world population is descended from Genghis Khan.

    You don't have to look back much more than around 3,500 years before somebody lived who is the common ancestor of everybody alive today.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Dang, he might get sued if the young-ins look like him...he ain't no Tom Selleck :jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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