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• Big Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member

  April 2014 #2

  I thought you wanted to go FBI.....Female Body Inspector :tooth:

  It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
  Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
  I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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• Teach Senior Member Posts: 18,271 Senior Member

  April 2014 #3

  I always wanted to be a quality control inspector at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada but the government seized it for taxes. Then they went broke trying to run it to recoup the tax lien. A government that can't make a profit selling booze and sex- - - -and they want to run the health care industry?
  :roll2:
  Jerry

  Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
  ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite

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• NN Senior Member Posts: 23,904 Senior Member

  April 2014 #4

  :popcorn:

  A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.

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• horselips Senior Member Posts: 3,624 Senior Member

  April 2014 #5

  I'd settle for being a counselor at a teenage nudist vacation Bible school. Nice summer job.

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• Eli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member

  April 2014 #6

  horselips wrote: »

  I'd settle for being a counselor at a teenage nudist vacation Bible school. Nice summer job.

  
  
  That maybe should've stayed an inside thought.

  https://www.instagram.com/eli.farmer/

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• USUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member

  April 2014 #7

  Sorry orchidman, I've already accepted the job as jiggle test examiner. We do, however, have a similar postion available for the powderpuff cheerleaders, if you're still interested.

  Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
  NRA Life Member

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• horselips Senior Member Posts: 3,624 Senior Member

  April 2014 #8

  Eli wrote: »

  That maybe should've stayed an inside thought.

  
  Do I have to sell my basketball team?

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• samzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member

  April 2014 #9

  horselips wrote: »

  Do I have to sell my basketball team?

  
  Now THAT'S great!

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• terminator012 Senior Member Posts: 3,871 Senior Member

  April 2014 #10

  Sorry. I had you figured as a Proctologist.:tooth:

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• coolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,355 Senior Member

  April 2014 #11

  horselips wrote: »

  Do I have to sell my basketball team?

  samzhere wrote: »

  Now THAT'S great!

  
  
  :that::spittingcoffee:

  "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
  George Carlin

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• HAWKEN Senior Member Posts: 1,685 Senior Member

  May 2014 #12

  terminator012 wrote: »

  Sorry. I had you figured as a Proctologist.:tooth:

  
  I am not a proctologist, but I know an a**hole when I see one...........Robin

  I don't often talk to people that voted for Obama, but when I do I order large fries!
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• Rivernymph Member Posts: 80 Member

  May 2014 #13

  mermaid.

  I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him, either. --Annie Oakley

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