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Hey, Obama- - - -Help this guy out!

TeachTeach Senior MemberPosts: 18,428 Senior Member
The Tennessee Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him…

GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

FARMER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the mentally challenged one."

FARMER: "That would be me."

:roll::roll::roll:
Jerry

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  • robert38-55robert38-55 Senior Member Posts: 3,621 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    The Tennessee Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him…

    GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

    FARMER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

    GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the mentally challenged one."

    FARMER: "That would be me."

    :roll::roll::roll:
    Jerry

    :rotflmao::spittingcoffee::roll2: Good One Teach..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "It is what it is":usa:
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,894 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee:
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    Farming ain't for the weak of heart!:rotflmao:
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
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