Taurus fires CEO

bullsi1911bullsi1911 ModeratorPosts: 9,666 Senior Member
To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov

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  • LerchessLerchess Senior Member Posts: 550 Senior Member
    Well that is unfortunate. We'll be going back to sending every other one back for repairs again I suppose.
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    He wasn't pushing enough bull.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    Well they tried to fire him, but he wouldnt go off.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • pardogpardog Member Posts: 423 Member
    :roll2: That' s pretty good
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,666 Senior Member
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,803 Senior Member
    We shall see.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,794 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Maybe the new CEO will make some more cool guns with see through side plates. Those are da bomb, fo **** my bizzle.

    Those were a cool concept; let you see at a glance which parts were binding/broken. :up:
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,666 Senior Member
    It would speed up the repair- They don't have to disassemble it to see the hand binding on the cylinder
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • rallykidrallykid Senior Member Posts: 657 Senior Member
    Did he get jammed up at the door and fail to eject from the building?
    No, I do not have a pink fuzzy bunny fetish but apparently my Facebook hacking wife does.
  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,583 Senior Member
    rallykid wrote: »
    Did he get jammed up at the door and fail to eject from the building?

    At least something from Taurus fires!
    timc - formerly known as timc on the last G&A forum and timc on the G&A forum before that and the G&A forum before that.....
    AKA: Former Founding Member
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 6,945 Senior Member
    rallykid wrote: »
    Did he get jammed up at the door and fail to eject from the building?

    The proper sequence of events is at this point of the Cycle of Operations would be to Fire, Extract, and Eject. Remarkably enough, they appear to have been successful in this, but there are still the following steps for them to get through:

    Cock: They do this to their customers all the time, so no worries there.

    Feed: They have to force a new sucker of a CEO in through the door.

    Chamber: They have to get him into his office.

    Lock. . .the door behind him.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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