Todays ginger jokes

bhl2506bhl2506 Senior MemberPosts: 1,847 Senior Member
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Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.

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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,190 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: Don't know if the first one is true, but the second one is all kinds of funny! :up:
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
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    :wink:

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,202 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
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    :wink:

    Ok that was funny but what the heck is "washing up liquid"?

    Don't you people have soap?

    We have body wash but even that's relatively new.

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    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior Member Posts: 4,321 Senior Member
    What do you get when you have a Ginger, a bow and a clear shot at a deer? NOTHING

    Sorry Buffy, low blow but couldn't resist
    "He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

    -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Yeah....
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

    At least a brick gets laid.

    What do you call a gay Ginger?

    Flaming.

    source: http://jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gingerjokes.html
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    PFD wrote: »
    Ok that was funny but what the heck is "washing up liquid"?

    Don't you people have soap?

    It was before dishwashers, in those dark satanic days men washed dishes by hand with what we call "washing up liquid"

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    "Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid"



    BAMAAK wrote: »
    What do you get when you have a Ginger, a bow and a clear shot at a deer? NOTHING

    Sorry Buffy, low blow but couldn't resist


    Bit low. :down:


    Buffco wrote: »
    Yeah....


    Keep (one's) pecker up, mate. :up:

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Shush, ah... the good ole days when a Fairy was just a Fairy.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Shush, ah... the good ole days when a Fairy was just a Fairy.



    And gay was very happy.... and puffe was a foot stool..............oh yes!

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,202 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
    It was before dishwashers, in those dark satanic days men washed dishes by hand with what we call "washing up liquid"

    Fairy_Expert_Dish_Washing_Liquid_1L.jpg

    "Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid"


    LOL!
    A blast from the past.
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Puffe Haus...............Whore House
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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