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Arrest Warrant issued for our Turkey

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
For FOUL play..................:spittingcoffee::rotflmao::rotflmao:


OK, what do you have fer Turkey jokes?
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  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    We convicted 2 this year so I could try a new way to cook Tom. It is a lot of work but I just have to try it since we have cooked turkeys the same 2 ways (oven roasted or deep fried) for the past 6 or 7 years and a change is need.

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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    Because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Is our Turkey in Chief gonna do the traditional pardoning ceremony this year.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    When the President pardons said turkey what do they eat? Pork? Fried chicken?
    Just one time I want the President to show up at the pardoning ceremony with an ax. Then he can do the damn thing himself. Live on national television.
    Of that would lead to Putin biting the head off of a puppy for some Soviet holiday, just to show he is more manly.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,714 Senior Member
    I can't say, I might be assassinated in my sleep. :yikes:
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,262 Senior Member
    When the President pardons said turkey what do they eat? Pork? Fried chicken?
    Just one time I want the President to show up at the pardoning ceremony with an ax. Then he can do the damn thing himself. Live on national television.

    I have also had this same "Ted Nugent for President" fantasy. Complete with a full Food Network style lecture on how to eviscerate, pluck, disassemble, and prep - - which would actually include TWO dead turkeys because he'll needed to have one already brined in order to have a seamless transition to the oven.

    "My fellow Americans, THIS is where food comes from". . .CHOP!
    WWJMBD?

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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,495 Senior Member
    When the President pardons said turkey what do they eat? Pork? Fried chicken?
    Just one time I want the President to show up at the pardoning ceremony with an ax. Then he can do the damn thing himself. Live on national television.
    Of that would lead to Putin biting the head off of a puppy for some Soviet holiday, just to show he is more manly.
    A coworker is from Virginia, and he told about the local news investigating the farm where the pardoned turkeys went to. They showed up in March. Not a turkey was to be found, as they had all died.

    Seems domestic turkeys don't last too long after the nominal harvest time. Usually they die due to obesity, or have to be put down.

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/white-house/soon-president-obama-will-pardon-a-thanksgiving-turkey-then-it-will-die-20131121
    Overkill is underrated.
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 11,153 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    Because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist.

    Why did the libertarian turkey cross the road?

    None of your business. Am I being detained?
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    I can't say, I might be assassinated in my sleep. :yikes:

    Mrs Clean must have you on a short chain fer the upcoming Holidays................:jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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