Flintlock day 1 so far

VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior MemberPosts: 6,461 Senior Member
Well I saw some deer, running away.

Got my stuff on and headed out. The meth lab decided to join me. I chased him back to the house a few times and thought it had stuck. As I started to climb the treestand, from the right side I see a black and white flash. at that point it went like this.
GO HOME DOG
He is standing there with a doofy look on his face (Hey, are we hunting deer?? There's one!!!, Here, I'll run after it for you.
You stupid {expletive deleted} GO HOME through clenched teeth as the tail bounds north
Hey this is cool. I found one and we are hunting. sniff sniff I think there is something over here, I'll go look
NO, GO HOME, NO NO NO Stupid {Oedipus actions and general canine parentage called into question}
THERES TWO OVER HERE, Look, they are running, I'll run after them so they are off the property.
EXPLETIVE DELETED X 27 as TAILS bound south and I come out of the stand and head in with a happy canine bounding along with a big smile That was fun Dad, I was a lot of help, we were hunting deer and I found three in maybe 4 minutes!!!

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It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,672 Senior Member
    I think there would have been more than the "deleted explitives x27" :cuss:
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    knitepoet wrote: »
    I think there would have been more than the "deleted explitives x27" :cuss:

    I can string pretty well. I have, in the past formed complete coherent sentences using nothing but cuss words.

    He was so proud of himself to.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,672 Senior Member

    He was so proud of himself to.
    Kinda like a child, wanting to help, thinking they're doing so good, all the while making things worse.
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 14,837 Senior Member
    That's some funny stuff :jester:
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    ....He was so proud of himself to.

    Come on, he loves you!!!!!!!

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,702 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: :rotflmao:

    You owe me a new keyboard............
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,904 Senior Member
    I suppose your a bit upset; but, that was hilarious.
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    Shoot the damn dog.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    Shoot the damn dog.
    For doing his job? He is supposed to keep unwanted things off the property. It was my fault for not taking him all the way into the house. 99% of the time once he goes, he goes. he wanted to be with me, which is another part of his job.

    Is only a deer.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,271 Senior Member
    Our frequent escort is the neighbor's Basset Hound. The doofus will park himself right under my stand and just sit there all day! Of course, he's stinky enough to spook every deer in a 500-yard radius, regardless of wind direction!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 10,071 Senior Member
    I had a dog that would do that, look up at me in my tree stand with an adoring, pleased look on herself. She was so proud, it was impossible to get scold her and run her off.
    Not too many problems you can't fix
    With a 1911 and a 30-06
  • FreezerFreezer Senior Member Posts: 1,487 Senior Member
    I almost shot my GSP a few years back. I had been in the woods five hours and was two and a half miles from the cabin. I was sitting on a small point and was willing to swear a bear was coming through the brush at me. That is until she crossed the point 30 yards from me.That's the day I realized how bad I stink.
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
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