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bhl2506bhl2506 Senior MemberPosts: 1,915 Senior Member
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Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Pork Rinds have zero Carbs..............................
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NotHisRealNameNotHisRealName Member Posts: 57 Member
    5 weeks of trismus has had me on cup-o-soup and sustagen. I've lost close to 7Kg (about 15 pounds, 7 oz).
    Want to loose weight? Stop eating.

    (My Kingdom for a piece of buttered bread)

    Expect stupid.
    -Real.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Dude, you got Lock-Jaw..................????

    Get you Tetanus shots and keep them updated!
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    .......Get you Tetanus shots and keep them updated!


    Tetanus is but one of many causes of Trismus.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
    Tetanus is but one of many causes of Trismus.

    OK, he should lay off the raw Kangaroo meat.................:jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,387 Senior Member
    5 weeks of trismus has had me on cup-o-soup and sustagen. I've lost close to 7Kg (about 15 pounds, 7 oz).
    Want to loose weight? Stop eating.

    (My Kingdom for a piece of buttered bread)

    Expect stupid.
    -Real.

    Hey dude, what caused it?
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Hey dude, what caused it?

    I hope it wasn't getting his jaw wired shut to loose weight.............:yikes::yikes:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NotHisRealNameNotHisRealName Member Posts: 57 Member
    It was a very badly infected tooth.
    I'm actually laying in a hospital bed now after minor surgery to remove the tooth and have the **** drained, earlier today.
    Public health section in Australia is actually pretty good.

    I also have some damage to my jaw disc joint that may have also been the cause, but minutes after waking from surgery, I had a real improvement in range of motion.

    Expect stupid.
    -Real.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    I hope you heal soon and are back to chomping yer favorite foods....................
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,634 Senior Member
    Eat lentils with that junk
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
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