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Meth - Before and after (joke)

samzheresamzhere BannedPosts: 10,923 Senior Member

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  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    :agree::that: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,721 Senior Member
    That crap destroyed two friends of mine, Terrible stuff.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    And along those lines, I provide an old one but a good one, from Dan Jenkins in his very funny novel "Semi-Tough"

    Mankind’s Ten Stages of Drunkenness

    1. Witty and Charming
    2. Rich and Powerful
    3. Benevolent
    4. Clairvoyant
    5. Screw Dinner
    6. Patriotic
    7. Crank Up the Enola Gay
    8. Witty and Charming Part II
    9. Invisible
    10. Bulletproof

    According to his account, once you reach stage 5, it's impossible to go back until you've progressed to stage 6 or further. And yeah, the original verb in stage 5 is redacted.
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