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• Jayhawker Posts: 18,359 Senior Member

  September 2015 #2

  or "Let's eat Grandma!" and "Let's eat, Grandma!" Comas save lives...

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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• breamfisher Posts: 14,103 Senior Member

  September 2015 #3

  So can commas....

  Meh.

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• 1911fan Posts: 193 Member

  September 2015 #4

  They're going to park their car over there...ed

  Fat, white, sixty, unemployed and just DIGGIN' on this "Change" thing!

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• Gene L Posts: 12,817 Senior Member

  September 2015 #5

  Jayhawker wrote: »

  or "Let's eat Grandma!" and "Let's eat, Grandma!" Comas save lives...

  
  Induced comas, that is. This is, an example, of induced, commas.

  Concealed carry is for protection, open carry is for attention.
  

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• tennmike Posts: 27,457 Senior Member

  September 2015 #6

  Panda eats shoots and leaves.
  Panda eats, shoots, and leaves. :silly:

    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
  ― Douglas Adams
  

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• jbp-ohio Posts: 10,934 Senior Member

  September 2015 #7

  

  "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson

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• Big Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member

  September 2015 #8

  Dang, Grammarman ain't on here no mo!
  
  The 2A uses commas, but the idiots who are anti-gun don't wanna see that.
  
  The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

  It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
  Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
  I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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• LMLarsen Posts: 8,337 Senior Member

  September 2015 #9

  Gene L wrote: »

  This is, an example, of induced, commas.

  
  Or Shatner-speak.

  “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”
  

  
  NRA Endowment Member
  

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• tubabucknut Posts: 3,520 Senior Member

  September 2015 #10

  breamfisher wrote: »

  So can commas....

  POD

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• Jayhawker Posts: 18,359 Senior Member

  September 2015 #11

  breamfisher wrote: »

  So can commas....

  
  Grammar Nazi!!

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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• Jayhawker Posts: 18,359 Senior Member

  September 2015 #12

  cpj wrote: »

  Bam!

  
  You can go stand in the corner.....

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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• breamfisher Posts: 14,103 Senior Member

  September 2015 #13

  Jayhawker wrote: »

  Grammar Nazi!!

  Spelling, actually.

  Meh.

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• Jayhawker Posts: 18,359 Senior Member

  September 2015 #14

  breamfisher wrote: »

  Spelling, actually.

  
  Spelling Nazi!!!!

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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• breamfisher Posts: 14,103 Senior Member

  September 2015 #15

  Jawohl?

  Meh.

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• orchidman Posts: 8,436 Senior Member

  September 2015 #16

  My Grammar is dead. She died on the 23rd Feb 1993.:angel2:
  
  I still miss her.

  Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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• MississippiBoy Posts: 819 Senior Member

  September 2015 #17

  Anybody ever heard the one about somebody's Uncle Jack needing assistance onto his horse?

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• Big Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member

  September 2015 #18

  Mods I will understand if you delete this, but I miss our original Grammarman...I think this was a cpj creation????
  
  
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  It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
  Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
  I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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• NN Posts: 25,235 Senior Member

  September 2015 #19

  MississippiBoy wrote: »

  Anybody ever heard the one about somebody's Uncle Jack needing assistance onto his horse?

  No, but, my Uncle Jack needs a portable lift to get in and out of his wheelchair.

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• Jayhawker Posts: 18,359 Senior Member

  September 2015 #20

  MississippiBoy wrote: »

  Anybody ever heard the one about somebody's Uncle Jack needing assistance onto his horse?

  
  He needed assistance in dismounting his horse....

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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