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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,386 Senior Member

  September 2015 #32

  Huh. . .male and female settings with junk detectors. . .
  
  I wonder if their alert lights power up at either extreme of the endowment scale:
  
  "So small even TSA couldn't find it"
  
  or. . .
  
  "So big we should probably check to make sure it's not a stick of TNT"

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• shootbrownelk Senior Member Posts: 2,035 Senior Member

  September 2015 #33

  Lets ask Danny Bonaduce how he feels about transgender/transvestites, and his solution to the problem.

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• zorba Senior Member Posts: 23,964 Senior Member

  September 2015 #34

  cpj wrote: »

  No one?

  
  Nope. I'm not touchin' that!

  -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"
  
  "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  

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• Big Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member

  September 2015 #35

  Gives new meaning to this song................................
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVJFQkPkCg

  It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
  Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
  I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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• coolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,614 Senior Member

  September 2015 #36

  cpj wrote: »

  No one?

  
  
  
  Saw it, wasn't swinging.
  
  
  Wait...

  "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
  George Carlin

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• Varmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member

  September 2015 #37

  coolgunguy wrote: »

  Saw it, wasn't swinging.
  
  
  Wait...

  Definitely a foul ball.

  It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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• Farm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member

  September 2015 #38

  Varmintmist wrote: »

  Definitely a foul ball.

  
  At least he got a piece of it. Even if it was just the tip.

  I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
  Dad 5-31-13

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• Varmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member

  September 2015 #39

  Farm Boy Deuce wrote: »

  At least he got a piece of it. Even if it was just the tip.

  But it was low hanging fruit

  It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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• tennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,453 Senior Member

  September 2015 #40

  They could have two lines at the TSA scanners that say 'Pointers' and "Setters" but that wouldn't work either. The confused sexually oriented would still foul it up. They'd still get in the line they want to be in, and not the line they belong in. :roll2:

    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
  ― Douglas Adams
  

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• coolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,614 Senior Member

  September 2015 #41

  cpj wrote: »

  TWSS

  
  
  Not in so many words...

  "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
  George Carlin

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