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Breamfisher called my Southern lineage into question
This will not stand, and he's liable to receive a country ass whipping for speaking such filth.
You take that back or I'll lick you. Coke is from Atlanta. Any self respecting Southerner knows Atlanta is NOT the south. I'm so southern:
- I know the difference between y'all and all y'all.
- I know the ten commandments of grits.
- I made sure my wife owned a sweet tea pitcher and deviled egg tray before I married her.
- I have a drawl so thick, flies can walk on it.
- I have at least one ancestor in my direct lineage that lost an arm to an alligator.
- I love Jesus and my mama.
- I understand coke is a term that comes before what TYPE of coke you want.
- I don't say damn, I say dadgummit. Because I have manners.
- Ma'am and sir are terms of respect.
- I pray before a meal.
- I firmly believe nothing helps a child sleep better and a parent relax, like whipping the hell out of said child.
- Biscuits do NOT come from a can.
- In fact, anything that comes from a can is hardly food.
- I enjoy, and have made, hog head cheese.
- The number of hearts I bless per day is more than I have fingers.
- I know that the last meal of the day is called SUPPER. Not dinner. Dinner comes at midday, after knocking off from picking tobacco for an hour.
- I understand how long a cotton picking minute is.
- I distrust anyone who puts sugar in their grits, but none in their tea.
- Know what a croker sack is.
- I recognize three seasons - Summer, deer season, and Jesus's birthday.
- Maple syrup is only acceptable if you're out of cane syrup.
- Understand that telling a woman she's as pretty as a speckled pup is a compliment. Also, I pick my women the same way as I pick a good bird dog. Put them in a pile, and see which one wags it's tail the most.
breamfisher wrote: »Buffco doesn't even like Coke, he prefers Pepsi. His Southern credentials are highly suspect. Highly.
You take that back or I'll lick you. Coke is from Atlanta. Any self respecting Southerner knows Atlanta is NOT the south. I'm so southern:
- I know the difference between y'all and all y'all.
- I know the ten commandments of grits.
- I made sure my wife owned a sweet tea pitcher and deviled egg tray before I married her.
- I have a drawl so thick, flies can walk on it.
- I have at least one ancestor in my direct lineage that lost an arm to an alligator.
- I love Jesus and my mama.
- I understand coke is a term that comes before what TYPE of coke you want.
- I don't say damn, I say dadgummit. Because I have manners.
- Ma'am and sir are terms of respect.
- I pray before a meal.
- I firmly believe nothing helps a child sleep better and a parent relax, like whipping the hell out of said child.
- Biscuits do NOT come from a can.
- In fact, anything that comes from a can is hardly food.
- I enjoy, and have made, hog head cheese.
- The number of hearts I bless per day is more than I have fingers.
- I know that the last meal of the day is called SUPPER. Not dinner. Dinner comes at midday, after knocking off from picking tobacco for an hour.
- I understand how long a cotton picking minute is.
- I distrust anyone who puts sugar in their grits, but none in their tea.
- Know what a croker sack is.
- I recognize three seasons - Summer, deer season, and Jesus's birthday.
- Maple syrup is only acceptable if you're out of cane syrup.
- Understand that telling a woman she's as pretty as a speckled pup is a compliment. Also, I pick my women the same way as I pick a good bird dog. Put them in a pile, and see which one wags it's tail the most.
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Woah! Easy!!! Just because the Supreme Court says it's ok now..........don't mean you gotta post your sexual preferences on this forum.
TMI
I understand there are two meanings to licking somebody.
Yankees go home.
But, I'm afraid to admit it on the forum, I don't "Know what a croker sack is".
Hawk
Take a switchin to em!
This is more true....
Sub Jermanator for Buffy, and while the sense of gaiety would be different, Bream would enjoy neither licking. Just talking differences.
My mama raised me betterin that.
Jerry
It's Y'all, what is wrong with Y'all up yonder anyhow? You only say Yawl if you have a bad drawl or didn't get outta the 6th grade in the first three tries. :jester:
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:spittingcoffee: A yawl is a two masted sailing craft. :rotflmao:
― Douglas Adams
A sack is usually made of tight weave cloth, a bag is usually of leather, and a poke is made of paper. Any Southerner worth a plug nickel knows that! :tooth:
― Douglas Adams
Depends on what you're doing with it.
Once again.....depends on the situation.
An itty bitty pet piggie that your kids are going to play with? A bag.
A pig that you're planning on eating? A sack.
A dead piggie that's already cut up, and you're about to go home and throw it on the grill or in a skillet? A poke.
Yes.
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