Forget Cops with Mace, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet: Occupy Retail!

JermanatorJermanator Senior MemberPosts: 15,053 Senior Member
I guess a percentage of the "99%" are planning to occupy retailers on Black Friday. Those poor kids are not going to know what hit them after they cross paths with a hellbent shopper. This is going to be epic!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/45402815

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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,726 Senior Member
    I foresee some trampling in their futures.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • robert38-55robert38-55 Senior Member Posts: 3,621 Senior Member
    There will probably be more than the standard trampling if this materializes.................
    "It is what it is":usa:
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 6,945 Senior Member
    Socialist hippies vs. bargain shoppers. . .how would you tell which herd of mindless cattle was which?
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,051 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    Socialist hippies vs. bargain shoppers. . .how would you tell which herd of mindless cattle was which?

    Bongos, patchouli, and bathing habits.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • GunnerK19GunnerK19 Senior Member Posts: 1,083 Senior Member
    Bongos, patchouli, and bathing habits.

    And Ipods filled with Cat Stevens and Yanni songs...
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,051 Senior Member
    Sorry, but I don't get close enough to learn what's in their iPods. But.... you forgot "The Grateful Dead."
    Overkill is underrated.
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,544 Senior Member
    you forgot "The Grateful Dead."

    Come on now Earl, you listed that stereotype in the wrong era. I was listening to my "Mars Hotel" CD on the way up to the hunting camp last week and I dang sure don't associate with any of that ilk. Most of those young pinheads don't even know who Jerrbear is.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,051 Senior Member
    Maybe. However, when I was hanging out at Skipper's in Tampa circa 1995, the young hippies (who were as old then as Occupy Wall Street is now) were serious DeadHeads. And you wouldn't have associated with any of their ilk.

    I always wanted to take a fire hose and a heavy load of Simple Green to the hippies.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,263 Senior Member
    The chef at the "Cannibal Cafe" explaining why roast hippie costs twice as much as the other entrees:

    "Did you ever try to clean one?"

    :vomit::vomit::vomit:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Maybe. However, when I was hanging out at Skipper's in Tampa circa 1995, the young hippies (who were as old then as Occupy Wall Street is now) were serious DeadHeads. And you wouldn't have associated with any of their ilk.

    I always wanted to take a fire hose and a heavy load of Simple Green to the hippies.

    Wouldn't Clorox work better?
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,786 Senior Member
    They will probably fare as well as any other fool standing in front of a buffalo stampede. I foresee unrecognizable mush in front of the store entrances. On the other hand, stupidity SHOULD be painful.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • lightkeeperlightkeeper Member Posts: 168 Member
    Possibly cases of 'suicide by shop'.
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,057 Senior Member
    Those morons won't know what hit 'em. I would love to see it happen.
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,482 Senior Member
    Justice would be to lock the doors AFTER they enter, and let whoever wants a piece of them have their way.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,263 Senior Member
    If they think the cops treated them inhumanely, wait until they get trampled by a herd of overweight housewives on their way to the bargain tables! A cattle stampede looks like a leisurely stroll by comparison!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 14,836 Senior Member
    dirtyhippy.jpg

    That is all...
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