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Thunking on your feet/half a head of lettuce

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
Half a head of lettuce

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and
asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department
> told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was
> insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
> Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some butt-hole
> wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he
> turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And
> this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
> The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the
> manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself
> out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet
> here.
> Where are you from, son?"
> "Louisiana, sir." the boy replied.
> "Well, why did you leave Louisiana ?" the manager asked.
> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there.”
> "Really?" said the manager "My wife is from Louisiana .."
>
> "Get outta here!" the boy said. " Who'd she play for?"
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It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 8,275 Senior Member
    Well,, my first x-wife was from Louisiana, and she was no football player!!:devil:(found out after the fact!!)
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Big Al1 wrote: »
    Well,, my first x-wife was from Louisiana, and she was no football player!!:devil:(found out after the fact!!)


    Oh man.....................:yikes::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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