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Elk creekElk creek Senior MemberPosts: 7,111 Senior Member
Our dog is an easy going mutt. She doesn't get too worked up over anything other than the UPS and pizza delivery guy, those guys are the devil. So, I mess with her every now and then. This is the latest installment of messing with Crackers. so I put this in the living room for her to walk by as she goes out for her morning "patrol".

She froze, growled and realized what it was and gave me a dirty look. Oh yes dogs can give dirty looks. It was FUNNY.
Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    That was a lowdown dirty Doggone trick you played on Rover :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    That was a lowdown dirty Doggone trick you played on Rover :tooth:
    My wife agrees Chief.....
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Hope she becomes an Egyptian and puts a pyramid in every room! :applause: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    Oh I know the "walk like an Egyptian" walk. She gets outside quick.
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • SmileySmiley Member Posts: 201 Member
    Check your shoes before you step in 'em. :roll2:
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,009 Senior Member
    Be glad its still in one piece, back in the 60s I had a big beautiful deer skin rug, my German Shepard, Renny, would sleep on that rug, than one day I come home from work and there's deer hair and green and black felt all over the place, in the middle of it all lies Renny looking up at me with a look that said " honest pop it attacked me first"

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • dlddld Member Posts: 443 Member
    Elk creek wrote: »
    Our dog is an easy going mutt.

    now you will have to wait for pay back.

    maybe some thing in your boot, chewed up possession or have to get up to let the dog out a bunch of time, some thing will happen. got to watch out for the easy going ones. they put a lot of thought in revenge:jester:
  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,813 Senior Member
    Start scratching the coyote behind the ears and see how long it lasts.
  • Wild TurkeyWild Turkey Member Posts: 78 Member
    Elk creek wrote: »
    and gave me a dirty look. Oh yes dogs can give dirty looks.2

    Friend had a lab and sometimes I would take him to a nearby pond to retrieve some wood scraps.

    One time I chunked a rock instead of a wood block. Dog ran into the pond, swam out to where rock landed, did a couple of circles to see if it was there, then gave me A VERY DIRTY LOOK.

    I had to throw several more scraps before I was forgiven. ;)
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    Start scratching the coyote behind the ears and see how long it lasts.
    I'm sure my old dog would have "taken it on" but the omega dog, as opposed to an alpha female, would just slink away.
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 11,783 Senior Member
    I need to get out the deerskin and mess with the new puppy.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • HAWKENHAWKEN Senior Member Posts: 1,720 Senior Member
    I don't care what they say about you Elk creek, that was funny! BTW, did you know that dogs lie? robin
    I don't often talk to people that voted for Obama, but when I do I order large fries!
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  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    Next time tie a string on it and make the yote skin move ... and that also works on wives :jester:
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    HAWKEN wrote: »
    I don't care what they say about you Elk creek, that was funny! BTW, did you know that dogs lie? robin
    Yea usually right in the middle of where im trying to get something done.... A few minuets of "dad time" and all is good in dog world. Oh I though most of the guys talkin' "crap" have been asked to leave:wink:.
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    NCFUBAR wrote: »
    Next time tie a string on it and make the yote skin move ... and that also works on wives :jester:
    Hell. No. I'm not doing that. You know the saying "hell hath no fury......" Well I'm not going to tempt that one:tooth:
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Neighbors just got a pot belly pig. One night my beagle went NUTS howling. Which is odd because he RARELY howls. I opened the back door and heard the pig squealing as my neighbor was picking it up to bring it inside. Next day piggy was outside and the dog went to investigate. Started howling again. Now they are best buddy's, running back and forth up and down the fence row. It's hilarious to watch.

    "Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon. I know there is bacon on the other side of the fence. I. Just. Can't. Get. There!"
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Posts: 7,111 Senior Member
    A beagle? He already has.... The pig is going to be his new favorite chew toy. That's funny!
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 8,155 Senior Member
    One of the funniest dog interactions I witness was at an outdoors show. Someone had a pair of German Shepherds leashed in there when they came up a taxidermy studio's display. It featured a jackal in a standing pose, back legs on the ground and font legs elevated on a rock like it was looking out into the distance at something. Boy, did one of those shepherds get worked up, barking and posturing at the stuffed jackal, hair on its back at full alert!
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
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