"Taking a Knee..."

DanChamberlainDanChamberlain Senior MemberPosts: 3,365 Senior Member
I had a thought this morning when I saw an image of a young girl singing the National Anthem while kneeling. I suddenly realized that people who do this, are simply preparing for their future existence. There are only TWO times you should kneel. #1, when praying. #2, when proposing. #3 is when the are getting ready to chop your head off.
It's a source of great pride for me, that when my name is googled, one finds book titles and not mug shots. Daniel C. Chamberlain

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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,347 Senior Member
    Those knees need a vigorous application of a Louisville Slugger- - - - -repeatedly!
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  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    No. 4.

    I dub thee fair knight.

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    Arise Sir Dan.

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  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 7,003 Senior Member
    #5:
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • DanChamberlainDanChamberlain Senior Member Posts: 3,365 Senior Member
    If you can't hit it standing...
    It's a source of great pride for me, that when my name is googled, one finds book titles and not mug shots. Daniel C. Chamberlain
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,027 Senior Member
    #6 so you can put a beer on her head!
  • GunnerK19GunnerK19 Senior Member Posts: 1,083 Senior Member
    Taking a knee in protest while singing the National Anthem is like wearing a PETA T shirt while grilling a NY strip steak.
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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,748 Senior Member
    GunnerK19 wrote: »
    Taking a knee in protest while singing the National Anthem is like wearing a PETA T shirt while grilling a NY strip steak.
    :agree: :that:
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