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BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 6,244 Senior Member
A young boy who was the son of the chief asked his father one day, "How did you come up with the names of your children?"

The chief looked at his youngest son and said, "Well, on the day each of my children were born, I named them after the first thing I saw. So on the day of your oldest brothers birth, I stepped outside of the teepee and saw a bear in the woods. That's why he's called Running Bear.

When your sister was born, I stepped outside of the teepee and saw a baby deer. That's why she's called Spotted Fawn."

Then the chief looked back at his young son, and inquired, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Good thing he didn't see Two Beavers Slapping :tooth: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,954 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee:
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
    Here's the scene in Silkwood in which the joke was told. It's been a while.

    FYI, this version is not quite as clean as the version you just told.
    Jerry

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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    Here's the scene in Silkwood in which the joke was told. It's been a while.

    FYI, this version is not quite as clean as the version you just told.

    That"s more like the version I heard.
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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    Here's the scene in Silkwood in which the joke was told. It's been a while.

    FYI, this version is not quite as clean as the version you just told.
    We don't tell that joke as clean as I typed it, either. I was just minding the forum rules. :)
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 12,336 Senior Member
    That was a funny joke back when you were in kindergarten. You need to refresh your humor hard-drive.
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  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    It's hilarious now.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Talented Dog

    This man at Whiteriver was visiting the trading post when he saw a dog lying in the corner. All of a sudden the dog started licking his Richard.

    “I wish I could do that,” he says.

    One of the local Apaches says, “You better pet him first.”
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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